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Uncle Grandpa - The Package
   July 28, 2015
At this lake will tear through anything.

>> Uncle Grandpa: Well, let's see them tear through this.

>> Any of you guys expecting a package?

>> Together: Nah.

>> Hey, look. a boat.

] >> well, doctor, it seems like you'll have to open the patient up to remove the obstruction.

Uncle Grandpa - Hundred Dollar Gus
   July 28, 2015
[ sighs ] I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job.

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, draw me.

Good morning.


Wait. mr. gus, what are you doing?

You love caricatures. jump in here, buddy.



The First 48 - Family Secrets; Clipped
   July 28, 2015
"Did I hear the last screams of somebody that was being killed?" You can see where the wiwindow is where I heard this stuff from.

I could just hear that scream.


(Mason) You still remember it.

Yeah, you know, I just hear it.

The Fairly OddParents - Fairy Idol
   July 28, 2015
What do you say we get some real wishing done, huh?

How about-- I wish I could hang with my friend timmy, but he's been so busy lately.

Could you fix that?

Man, that is vague enough for me to totally use for my own evil needs.

The Amazing World of Gumball - The Limit; The Game
   July 28, 2015
>> Darwin: ♪ I'm getting candy ♪

>> Dad:! ♪

[ grunts rhythmically ] ♪

>> Anais: [ Grunts rhythmically ] ♪ I'm getting candy ♪

♪ you're getting candy ♪

♪ he's getting candy ♪

♪ he's getting candy ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants - The Great Patty Caper
   July 28, 2015
This is the safe deposit box key.

- Oh, thank you, mister-- - not so fast, kid.

I want you to protect this at all costs.

You mustn't let it out of your sight.

I now bestow unto you the key to the future of the krusty krab.

Secrets of a Restaurant Chef - The Secret to Sole Meuniere
   July 28, 2015
Ay, and to my breadcrumbs and stuff, I'm gonna chop up some herbs.

So look at everything that we've got going here-- good flavorsiif stuff.

And this is gonna be on top of our tangy goat cheese.

Ohh, this is yummy, and then we're gonna stick this on sort of a bitter greens salad.

Playing Through With John Weisbarth - Santaluz Country Club
   July 28, 2015

>> I was playing at a concert like I have to get rid of these.

Flying formation.

Channel the energy.

>> I like that.

My goodness, that is way less.

Butterflies are off course.

>> So with michael butterflies trying to get into formation -- >> somebody's ball.

Naked and Afraid - XL: 40 Days No Escape
   July 28, 2015
Tortoise selfie.

I'm not gonna eat you. It's okay.

Danielle, look. wow.

Isn't she pretty? yeah.

Shane: You got him?

It's a her.

You rock.

But I really don't want to eat it.

[ Chuckles ] we kind of have to.

Heartland Poker Tour
   July 28, 2015

Marco is eliminated, going home with just under $4000 in cash.

>> Just after one hand we already had our first knockout.

At this rate we get to go home early.

Come back for more highflying action.

Girl Meets World - Girl Meets Crazy Hat
   July 28, 2015
This question will resonate in the hearts of all parents from the moment it's asked until the day their child feels comfortable in the world.

Pretty soon you're all going to join the work force.

What's your thing?

Flip or Flop - Inland Empire Cosmetic Nightmare
   July 28, 2015
Wevvave to go meet our contractor right now.

Hey, Dan, we got it.

Can you meet us?

Okay, great.

CHRISTINA: Yeah, I don't know.

This area doesn't look ke it's the best.

The house is less than a mile away from here.

Flip or Flop - Facelift Flip
   July 28, 2015
is tighter than we're used to.

To make this property work we'd have to sell for minimum like $280,000.

Okay, so list price is $214,900.

What do you think we should offer to make sense.

$190,000? I think $190,000.

True Life - True Life: Checkups and Check-ins
   July 28, 2015
Can I see all of your butts to make sure they're good for twerking?

[dramatic electronic music] ♪ ♪

(Lou) I've got to tell you, a lot has happened in my life.

I had my M4 under my chin.

(narrator) Over the years, True Lifehas offered viewers a window into the sometimes hidden and often misunderstood world of mental illness.

Sex and the City - They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
   July 28, 2015
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In life, certain eventscome along so rarely, that when they do, special attentionmust be paid.

Events like haley's comet,solar eclipses, getting thatsecond latte for free.