Codename: Kids Next Door - Operation C.A.K.E.D. (T.W.O.); Operation S.P.A.C.E.   View more episodes

Aired at 03:30 PM on Monday, Aug 30, 2010 (8/30/2010)      View all transcripts from this day


00:00:01Whoa! whoa! whoa!
00:00:13Slight change of plans.
00:00:15Kids next door, battle stations!
00:00:24I have to go!
00:00:30Target sighted!
00:00:31Hi, target!
00:00:33We're in range.
00:00:34Right, now I can finally blast those goody-goody creeps out of the sky!
00:00:39Numbuh 1: Negative, numbuh 4.
00:00:41Take out that ship, and we lose the cake.
00:00:44Numbuh 5, you're in command.
00:00:45I'm going to do a little confectionery extraction.
00:01:07I can't turn this thing on a dime, you know.
00:01:45It sure does look good.
00:01:46A little taste wouldn't hurt.
00:01:50What the -- huh?
00:02:02Wha-- uhh!
00:02:29Brake, brake, brake!
00:02:35[ Gasps ] [ grunting ] yaah!
00:02:53Not the delightful children from down the -- hi, nigey.
00:02:59I'll bet you're wondering what I'm doing here, huh?
00:03:03Um, yes.
00:03:04That, and why nobody seems to be steering this ship.
00:03:06Whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa!
00:03:14[ Groaning ] !
00:03:20Isn't it obvious?
00:03:21The delightful children promised us we could have a taste of their cake's frosting if I tricked you guys into chasing us.
00:03:29Lizzie, how could you?
00:03:31How could you double-cross me?
00:03:33I-i don't know.
00:03:35I mean, it looked like really good frosting, nigel.
00:03:39I-i can't believe you, of all people, would do this to me.
00:03:45I thought we had, I don't know, a special relationship or something.
00:03:50Oh, nigey, I'm so sorry!
00:03:55It's -- it's too late.
00:03:59Hey, man, cut her some slack.
00:04:01She said she was sorry.
00:04:02Yeah, what choice did she have?
00:04:04Otherwise, she'd just be tied up at the stadium watching the delightful children eat their cake on a jumbotron like all the others.
00:04:13All: Freeze!
00:04:15Hi, lizzie!
00:04:16Hi, guys.
00:04:17Don't waste your ammo.
00:04:18All we've got here is a bunch of dirty double-crossers.
00:04:22Numbuh 2, power up the ship.
00:04:25We've got work to do.
00:04:28[ Feedback ] thank you all for being here to watch us have our cake and eat it, too.
00:04:37Oh, look, you're all suffering with mouthwatering jealousy.
00:04:44How nice.
00:04:47[ Evil laughter ] [ cheering ] Numbuh 1: Well, well, well.
00:05:03You sent us on quite a chase, delightful children from down the lane, but the kids next door never quit, so now we're going to make sure that every kid in this stadium gets a piece of that cake.
00:05:15[ Cheering ] oh, really?
00:05:25...Let's see what our cake has to say about that.
00:05:30What's that supposed to mean, you freaks?
00:05:34Uh, numbuh 1?
00:05:35You should check out the cake.
00:05:36 it looks delicious, but I'm -- [ roaring ] oh, did we forget to mention this year we got a pound cake?
00:05:53[ Evil laughter ] don't worry, team.
00:05:59This guy's mostly frosting.
00:06:02Prepare to fire on my mark.
00:06:10[ Roaring ] you stupid kids next door think you're so clever.
00:06:24Well, you're not.
00:06:25No matter what you do, we'll always be one step ahead of you because we don't goof off like stupid babies.
00:06:33We knew you'd come here and try to stop us.
00:06:36.. lizzie?
00:06:38And that's why today our birthday wish will come true.
00:06:51You forgot one thing, delightful dorks -- my crazy girlfriend.
00:07:01Hang on, nigey!
00:07:04I'm coming.
00:07:07[ Gasps ] !
00:07:18Yummy birthday cake!
00:07:21This is good.
00:07:23[ Cheering ] no! no! no!
00:07:32[ Crying ] lizzie! lizzie!
00:07:36Yes, nigey?
00:07:41Apology accepted.
00:07:44Thanks for the cake, delightful dorks.
00:07:47We'll see you next year, and make sure to bring enough cake for everyone.
00:07:53[ Cheering ] ] powerless.
00:10:20 when to get up.
00:10:23What to wear.
00:10:27♪♪ ♪♪
00:10:27[ Girl ] WHO I CAN HANG OUT WITH And for how long.
00:10:31What to read.
00:10:32And, of course, when to go to bed.
00:10:39[ Male Announcer ] AT SUBWAY, YOU CAN GET ..
00:10:42An awesome sub piled high with everything you like.
00:10:45[ Girl ] SUBWAY. EAT FRESH.
00:10:47[ giggles ] [ Woman singing operain foreign language ] [ static ] [ country music plays ] [ rock music plays ] [ static, pop music plays ] numbuh 3, stop playing with that radio!
00:13:22[ Music stops ] but that was our favorite song.
00:13:25If we can't all agree on a station, the radio goes off.
00:13:28It's bad enough you brought your little sister on our trip to the kids next door moon base.
00:13:33We could get in serious trouble.
00:13:34My mom put me in charge of mooshie while she's at work today, so wherever I go, she goes.
00:13:41Best friends! best friends!
00:13:43Mmm. mmm.
00:13:47 were you ever that stupid with your sister?
00:13:51Uh, you're joking, right?
00:13:53 I'm picking up a distress beacon.
00:13:56Put it on view screen.
00:13:57Numbuh 2: That's a kids next door prisoner transport.
00:14:02And its engines have been blown clean off.
00:14:04This is numbuh 1 of kids next door shuttle "v" calling prisoner transport.
00:14:09Anyone there?
00:14:13Hmm, why aren't the pilots responding?
00:14:17Maybe spooky aliens ate their heads!
00:14:21 there's no such thing as -- aah!
00:14:24Hi, spooky space aliens.
00:14:27Please don't eat my head.
00:14:29Don't touch th-a-a-a-- [ screaming ] somebody stop that girl.
00:14:37Can we come over for a tea party?
00:14:40[ Speaking indistinctly ] maybe this one!
00:14:48 someone grab the control before -- [ groaning ] do that again!
00:14:58Mooshie, what did I tell you?
00:15:01Oh, yeah.
00:15:03Do that again, please!
00:15:07Absolutely not!
00:15:08" bad news, numbuh 1.
00:15:11The food processor fuel drive is totaled.
00:15:13 now we'll have to contact kids next door moon base for help.
00:15:17No dice. the communicator's dead.
00:15:20So, what now?
00:15:22Dance party!
00:15:26[ Dance music plays ] aren't you glad I brought her along now?
00:15:30[ Groans ] does anyone have any helpful suggestions?
00:15:34The prison barge has one of those fuel drives.
00:15:39Maybe we could salvage it.
00:15:44[ Eerie music plays ] spooky space aliens!
00:15:48You're staying here with numbuh 3 while I lead an away team to retrieve that drive.
00:15:58Eat your head?
00:16:00Oh, there's no such thing as head-eating aliens.
00:16:03Maybe we should bring weapons just in case.
00:16:07And a helmet.
00:16:08This was supposed to be a simple resupply mission.
00:16:17Now, stay here and keep the door locked until we get back.
00:16:21Mooshie: Well, what if someone tries to deliver a pizza?
00:16:24Can we get the door then?
00:16:28Come on, guys.
00:16:29Numbuh 2: I wonder what happened to the crew.
00:16:32Let's stay focused on finding that fuel drive.
00:16:35I'm not saying that there are aliens, but nobody's really proven that there aren't any, right?
00:16:41And who's to say they don't like eating heads?
00:16:45Knock it off, you two.
00:16:46There's no such thing as head-eating aliens.
00:16:50[ Dance music plays ] [ laughing ] [ doorbell rings ] pizza! pizza!
00:16:57I'll get it!
00:16:58I hope you brought cheesy breadsticks.
00:17:04Pizza guy?
00:17:08[ Gasps ] hey, let me in!
00:17:10How's the salvage going, numbuh 2?
00:17:13Oh, super not good.
00:17:14The drive is gone.
00:17:16But that's imposs-- [ moaning ] it's the space aliens! it's the space aliens!
00:17:22Come on, you're not afraid of aliens that don't even exist, are you?
00:17:27[ Grunting ] space aliens!
00:17:30Aah! aah! aah!
00:17:38Numbuh 3, where's the ship?
00:17:41There, and my sister's on it.
00:17:45She's lucky.
00:17:46At least she's not trapped on a powerless ship with a bunch of head-eating space aliens.
00:17:51[ Gasp ] man, numbuh 5 has got to stop drinking so much soda during space travel.
00:18:00Hey, you guys got the drive installed already.
00:18:03Girl: It's been a while since I rigged up a food processor fuel drive.
00:18:15Numbuh 11.
00:18:17My name is cree!
00:18:20And you know I'm not a member of your stupid babies next door anymore.
00:18:24I'm with the adults now.
00:18:26So, what's my big sister's big plan this time?
00:18:31Well, if you must know, the only reason I let you runts capture me in the first place was because I knew you'd take me to your moon base headquarters.
00:18:40Once there, I would escape and then use the access code I stole from your brain to detach your little tree fort so it would just drift away into the sun and boom!
00:18:53No more kids next door.
00:18:57But before we could even get to the moon base, the stupid pilots got into an argument about trading cards and accidentally hit the "blow up the engines" button.
00:19:09Who else but a bunch of stupid kids would put a "blow up the engines" button on a spaceship?
00:19:15So I've been stuck on that transport with -- the spooky space aliens?
00:19:20Hey, why didn't they eat your head?
00:19:27Yay! funny fight!
00:19:30[ Suspenseful music plays ] come on, crabigail!
00:19:32Let's see what you've got.
00:19:40Give it up, sis!
00:19:41You know I was the best fighter in the kids next door!
00:19:45That's right. he-yah!
00:19:48[ Grunts ] youwerethe best.
00:19:54[ Upbeat piano music plays ] do you mind? do you mind?
00:19:58 [ suspenseful music plays ] whoa!
00:20:03Now I'm gonna ship you into deep space along with the rest of the trash.
00:20:09Hey, are you guys being serious?
00:20:12Do I look like I'm fooling, girl?
00:20:15Believe me, she isn't fooling.
00:20:19But that's -- that's horrible.
00:20:23You guys are sisters, and sisters are supposed to love each other no matter what.
00:20:34[ Violin music plays ] sure, sometimes my sister gets on my nerves, and sure, we don't always agree on everything, but I know in my heart, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down in my soul that come what may, I have a friend -- more than a friend, a special person who loves me for who I am, ..
00:21:04My sister.
00:21:09What happened to us, cree?
00:21:12I-i don't know.
00:21:15I got older.
00:21:17Things change.
00:21:18You know, when you were in the kids next door, I wanted to be just like you.
00:21:25You were the best, and I was so proud to be your sister.
00:21:32Oh, abby.
00:21:35Best friends!
00:21:38Oh. oh.
00:21:40Cree, there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
00:21:45Yes, sweet, little abby.
00:21:47I beat your butt!
00:21:52[ Crash ] ew.
00:21:55[ Laughs ] sucker.
00:21:57Lucky shot, girl.
00:21:58I was about to do the same thing to you.
00:22:01Maybe next time.
00:22:04[ Laughs ] you are so in trouble when I get home!
00:22:12Mooshie: Older sisters -- they always fall for that teary junk.
00:22:17Must be hormones or something.
00:22:23[ Screaming ] hold your fire!
00:22:34Numbuh 2: Did we get them?
00:22:36I think so.
00:22:47Hi, spacey spooky space aliens!
00:22:51Hey, you're not space aliens.
00:22:55At least someone knows the difference.
00:22:58Numbuhs 92 and 93.
00:23:01[ Nervously ] LONG TIME, NO SEE?
00:23:04I don't know what's worse -- being bound and gagged by that stupid teenager cree or you idiots.
00:23:09 she's not supposed to be here.
00:23:12Kids next door headquarters is gonna want to hear about this.
00:23:14I'm seeing big, fat decommissions all around.
00:23:18 help us out of these!
00:23:23Hey, what are you -- ow!
00:23:25Cut that out! stop it! ow!
00:23:36All according to plan.
00:23:40[ Laughs ] all according to plan.
00:24:36[Beep] ..
00:24:40Same chef boyardee ravioli, same gigantic ears.
00:24:44That seems unnecessary.
00:24:45 all this time, you've sat in the comfort of that meaty ravioli while I was in the bush!
00:24:50 you outgrew me and left me under a bush five years ago!
00:24:53And there ain't no ravioli out there, son.
00:24:56Just dirt!
00:24:58[Growls] mom?
00:25:00Chef boyardee micro beef ravioli.
00:25:02The saucy, meaty taste you never outgrow.
00:26:21s ?Bú""$?? ?I?N ó ó We interrupt this program to bring you courage the cowardly dogshow, starring courage, the cowardly dog.
00:28:10Abandoned as a pup, he was found by muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, eustace bad!
00:28:18But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
00:28:20It's up to courage to save his new home.