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Aired at 03:30 AM on Friday, Apr 23, 2010 (4/23/2010)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:00I think the gum is blood flavored.
00:00:03Wait.
00:00:05Yeah. definitely blood flavored.
00:00:07[Captioning made possible by turner entertainment group] [captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--] [ Male Announcer ] WHOSE Idea was this?
00:01:35It says that when you buya grand caravan, dodge will give you 60 days to decide if you want to keep it.
00:01:42That's ridiculous.
00:01:44Look at it.
00:01:45It's got seatingfor up to seven, a smooth v6 engine and a five star government crash test rating.
00:01:51Why would you need 60 days,really, who is that indecisive?
00:01:55The dodge "you won't need 60 days to decide but we'll give it to you anyway" event.
00:04:20>> ♪♪ My name is shake zula the mike ruler the old-schooler you want to trip I'll bring it to ya ♪♪
00:04:28>> ♪♪ frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock ♪♪
00:04:33>> ♪♪ meatwad make the money, see?
00:04:36Meatwad get the honeys, g drivin' in my car livin' like a star ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus uh, check-check it, yeah ♪♪
00:04:47>> ♪♪ 'cause we are the aqua teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream 'cause we are the aqua teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream ♪♪
00:04:58" number one in the 'hood, g.
00:05:02[Captioning made possible by turner entertainment group] >> you know what?
00:05:06I want a dog.
00:05:08>> Well, let's go make one.
00:05:10>> Frylock, I want some money.
00:05:12>> Well, then get a job.
00:05:13>> He ge--da--da-- he gets what he wants.
00:05:16Just make it for him!
00:05:180, all you need is the software, some imagination, and a 5,500-gallon radioactive nuclear cooling facility.
00:05:27>> Where we gonna get one of them?
00:05:28>> Have you seen what they're doing back there?
00:05:31>> What are you talk' about?
00:05:32Back where?
00:05:34>> I'm telling!
00:05:34>> Telling on who?
00:05:35What?
00:05:36>> Meatwad and frylock.
00:05:37They told me not to tell anyone, but I'm telling you.
00:05:40>> Why, what are they doing?
00:05:42[Beeping] >> it ain't working.
00:05:49>> Oh, let's see.
00:05:50>> I'm gonna break it.
00:05:51>> Oh, you're supposed to add dna.
00:05:53>> What's a dna?
00:05:54>> It stands for "do not--", uh, "in my pool.
00:05:58" >> see?
00:05:59See what they're doing?
00:06:00I don't know it even knows!
00:06:02>> Carl, do me a favor and spit in that pool.
00:06:04>> Oh, you mean my pool?
00:06:05>> Oh, is this your pool?
00:06:07>> Yeah, it is.
00:06:07>> Can I go swimming?
00:06:08>> No, you may not.
00:06:09>> How about if I swim in it?
00:06:10>> No.
00:06:11>> Do you mind if we make a dog in it?
00:06:13>> Yeah, I do mind, very much, if that's cool.
00:06:15>> Yeah, he does mind.
00:06:15>> He hasn't been using it.
00:06:16>> That's not the point, it's-- >> he's going to very soon.
00:06:19>> Just 'cause I haven't been using it doesn't mean, like, here, turn it into a dog laboratory.
00:06:24>> Come on, carl, we'll be done with this dog in a minute.
00:06:26[Beeps] >> [barks] >> see?
00:06:28Look, uh-- wait a minute, that's weird.
00:06:30I don't think we ever put any dna in there.
00:06:33>> Hey, surf's up!
00:06:34>> No, shake!
00:06:35>> What?
00:06:35I can't splash?
00:06:37[Buzzing] [beeps] >> [barks] >> all right, my dog's ready.
00:06:46[Barks] >> well.
00:06:50Look at that.
00:06:51>> Now that's a dog.
00:06:52>> Look at him, he's so cute.
00:06:54Yes, he is!
00:06:55Yes, he is.
00:06:56>> So, whatcha gonna name him?
00:06:57>> Call him something cute like mr. something.
00:07:00Like mr. balls.
00:07:02Or how about, uh, ooh!
00:07:03Thunder pussy.
00:07:04>> Shut up, I got a name, ..
00:07:08Banana.
00:07:10Come here, hand banana.
00:07:12>> All those good ones and that's the one you take?
00:07:14>> Yes, we like it.
00:07:16Best one in the whole world, yes, you are.
00:07:18>> Hey, I gotta admit, he is kind of cute.
00:07:21..
00:07:23..
00:07:26>> Ha ha ha!
00:07:27What do you think he means?
00:07:29" like he's threatenin' me or something.
00:07:32>> Who the hell are you talking to, tubs?
00:07:35>> Uh, friggin hand banana over there.
00:07:37" [laughs] >> come on, carl.
00:07:41He's a dog.
00:07:44See?
00:07:45>> Yeah.
00:07:46I'm just a dog.
00:07:48[Barks] >> look at him.
00:07:50>> Keep it up, carl.
00:07:52They may just haul you off.
00:07:54>> You hear him?
00:07:55He's pretty funny.
00:07:55Ha ha!
00:07:56>> Come on, hand banana, let's play.
00:07:58Get out here, get away from the creepy man.
00:08:00>> [Barking] ..
00:08:03Tonight.
00:08:06>> Come on, boy!
00:08:07Come on!
00:08:08Here, boy!
00:08:08Here, boy!
00:08:09Come on, ok--ok, here goes!
00:08:11Fetch, boy, fetch!
00:08:16All right, that was fun!
00:08:18Let's do it again.
00:08:20>> Oh, great.
00:08:21Looks like our canine friend left a little present here on my chair.
00:08:26Yep.
00:08:27Someone delivered some baked goods.
00:08:32How did he know I love baked goods?
00:08:34Look at these, they look delicious!
00:08:35>> I don't know.
00:08:36Maybe he's a pastry chef.
00:08:39Well, would you look at that.
00:08:40He is a pastry chef!
00:08:41>> Mm, these baguettes are so fresh!
00:08:44I mean, these must've just come out of the oven.
00:08:46Mmm.
00:08:47Excuse me.
00:08:47You know, that dog has really brought this family together.
00:08:54He's really a good dog.
00:08:57>> What the hell?
00:08:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:08:59Bad boy.
00:09:00Bad boy.
00:09:00You live over there.
00:09:01Go--go back to the freaks.
00:09:03>> Who you callin' boy?
00:09:05My name's hand banana.
00:09:06>> What you--you talkin' to me, here?
00:09:09>> No, not anymore.
00:09:10We're done talking.
00:09:11>> Hang on.
00:09:12Let me bend over and pick this thing up-- hand banana, no!
00:09:16>> Your new dog is one of a kind.
00:09:18He will roam the earth looking for a match long after you're dead, and watch out, your new dog may try to mind link with certain members of your family.
00:09:26Hah, good luck with that.
00:09:27>> He never mind linked with me.
00:09:29He's a good boy.
00:09:31>> Well, I tell you wh.
00:09:31As long as I get these muffins, I don't give a crap what he does.
00:09:35He's a winner in my book.
00:09:36In fact, I'm gonna make a couple dogs tonight.
00:09:39Start a restaurant with them, " I'm gonna work on that name, too, 'cause that does not seem good to me.
00:09:45>> [Barking] >> there's the hand banana!
00:09:48Good boy.
00:09:49>> Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
00:09:51He's a man, 'cause he just raped me!
00:09:53>> Do you think you could back that up?
00:09:55>> Listen to this guy.
00:09:56Back that up--i got bruises to prove it!
00:09:59>> No, no, I mean that ass.
00:10:01Back it up.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:03>> Do you hear what he's saying here?
00:10:04>> Sounds like someone wants to get raped again.
00:10:06>> Come on, carl, he hasn't even been here one day.
00:10:08How can he possibly learn the english language?
00:10:10>> Si.
00:10:11" and rape.
00:10:16>> Yeah, you know it well.
00:10:17I bend over for the remote and boom!
00:10:19You're there!
00:10:20>> Watch this.
00:10:21[Whines] >> I'm sorry, carl, but I think that you need to leave.
00:10:25You're upsettin' hand banana.
00:10:26>> Yeah, well, you know, he upset me pretty bad, too.
00:10:30I don't know if I can sleep anymore.
00:10:32You ever been raped by a dog?
00:10:34>> Uh-uh.
00:10:34>> See, think that's what hell is like, you know, constantly raped by dogs.
00:10:38>> Carl-- >> that, you know, I don't know if I believe in god, but-- I think he must hate me.
00:10:42>> Carl!
00:10:43>> 'Cause he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!
00:10:45>> Ok, carl, that's it.
00:10:46Just go home, all right?
00:10:47>> Yeah, just go on home.
00:10:48>> You need to just go home and lie down for awhile.
00:10:50>> Mm.
00:10:50Face down.
00:10:51>> If I see that dog again, he's dead.
00:10:53>> Yeah, bye-bye.
00:10:54>> He's dead!
00:10:54>> Ok.
00:10:55See ya.
00:10:57[Ringing] >> hello?
00:10:59>> Hey, carl, it's frylock.
00:11:00Look, I sent hand banana to the pound, ok?
00:11:03I figured, hell, if he's raping you, then he is a bad dog.
00:11:07>> Good.
00:11:08He's a friggin' menace.
00:11:09And, uh, you know, technically he's supposed to be spayed, and he ain't that, ha ha.
00:11:14I know that first hand.
00:11:16Go ahead, ask me how I know.
00:11:17Try it.
00:11:18Ask me.
00:11:19Ask me how I know.
00:11:20>> Uh, carl?
00:11:21H-hold on one second, ok?
00:11:26[Slurping] mm-mm.
00:11:31Ahh, ok, I'm back, look.
00:11:32You don't need tworry about
00:00:20I'll give you $500 off.
00:00:23Great. show me the carfax.
00:00:26I'll throw in the oil changes.
00:00:27How about you show me the carfax?
00:00:28Is there anything I can do to put you in this car today?
00:00:31( laughs ) OKAY. JUST SHOW ME THE CARFAX.
00:00:34Anything else?
00:00:36..
00:00:38Can help you choosea great used car.
00:00:40Learn about accidents,service records, and previous ownersreported to carfax.
00:00:44It's free at thousandsof reputable dealers.
00:00:46" took this amazing trip toSpain after college.
00:01:21And with my iphone,i checkedout hostels before booking them.
00:01:26Shared pictures as I went - my mom loved that.
00:01:32And I even downloaded this app, which became my personaltranslator.
00:01:38Where's the train station?
00:01:41Dónde está la estación detren?
00:01:42All I really needed was myiPhone and my passport.
00:01:50..
00:01:51..
00:01:51everyone!
00:01:52.. - are just $5. - seriously?
00:01:56This will make a splash.
00:01:57rEVERYONE LOVES SUBWAY $5 FOOTLONGS.
00:01:59rSO MANY FAVORITES, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
00:02:02Subway. eat fresh.
00:02:05ramin.
00:02:06Not too long ago, had a little brain wave, ..
00:02:11" so I told microsoft.
00:02:15And before you know it, windows 7, and this snap feature.
00:02:17Now I'm working on a couple of things at ..
00:02:20I put one to the left. snap.
00:02:22I put one to the right snap.
00:02:24Simpler. just like I said.
00:02:26I think I'm a genius.
00:02:28I'm going to walk away with my genius now.
00:02:30♪♪ ♪♪
00:02:31I'm a pc. windows 7 was my idea.
00:02:36way question.
00:02:37To prove it, paul will browse the web.
00:02:40And mike will text kgb.
00:02:41 what's, "i surrender", in japanese?
00:02:44What?
00:02:46Hacke-yo-o-i!
00:02:47[Drumming, ..] [phone beeps] akirameru.
00:02:54[Sumo growls, ..] ..kakattekoi debuccho!
00:02:58[Sumo growls, paul screams] Man: For answers not links, text your questions to 542542.
00:03:03[Sumo growls] >> ♪♪ my name is shake zula the mike ruler the old-schooler you want to trip I'll bring it to ya ♪♪
00:03:29>> ♪♪ frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock ♪♪
00:03:34>> ♪♪ meatwad make the money, see?
00:03:37Meatwad get the honeys, g drivin' in my car livin' like a star ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus uh, check-check it, yeah ♪♪
00:03:48>> ♪♪ 'cause we are the aqua teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream 'cause we are the aqua teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream ♪♪
00:03:59" number one in the 'hood, g.
00:04:04[Captioning made possible by turner entertainment group] >> you know what?
00:04:07I want a dog.
00:04:09>> Well, let's go make one.
00:04:11>> Frylock, I want some money.
00:04:13>> Well, then get a job.
00:04:14>> He ge--da--da-- he gets what he wants.
00:04:17Just make it for him!
00:04:190, all you need is the software, some imagination, and a 5,500-gallon radioactive nuclear cooling facility.
00:04:28>> Where we gonna get one of them?
00:04:29>> Have you seen what they're doing back there?
00:04:32>> What are you talkin' about?
00:04:33Back where?
00:04:35>> I'm telling!
00:04:36>> Telling on who?
00:04:37What?
00:04:37>> Meatwad and frylock.
00:04:38They told me not to tell anyone, but I'm telling you.
00:04:42>> Why, what are they doing?
00:04:43[Beeping] >> it ain't working.
00:04:51>> Oh, let's see.
00:04:52>> I'm gonna break it.
00:04:52>> Oh, you're supposed to add dna.
00:04:54>> What's a dna?
00:04:56>> It stands for "do not--", uh, "in my pool.
00:04:59" >> see?
00:05:01See what they're doing?
00:05:02I don't know it even knows!
00:05:03>> Carl, do me a favor and spit in that pool.
00:05:05>> Oh, you mean my pool?
00:05:06>> Oh, is this your pool?
00:05:08>> Yeah, it is.
00:05:09>> Can I go swimming?
00:05:09>> No, you may not.
00:05:10>> How about if I swim in it?
00:05:11>> No.
00:05:12>> Do you mind if we make a dog in it?
00:05:14>> Yeah, I do mind, very much, if that's cool.
00:05:16>> Yeah, he does mind.
00:05:17>> He hasn't been using it.
00:05:18>> That's not the point, it's-- >> he's going to very soon.
00:05:20>> Just 'cause I haven't been using it doesn't mean, like, here, turn it into a dog laboratory.
00:05:25>> Come on, carl, we'll be done with this dog in a minute.
00:05:27[Beeps] >> [barks] >> see?
00:05:29Look, uh-- wait a minute, that's weird.
00:05:32I don't think we ever put any dna in there.
00:05:34>> Hey, surf's up!
00:05:35>> No, shake!
00:05:36>> What?
00:05:37I can't splash?
00:05:38[Buzzing] [beeps] >> [barks] >> all right, my dog's ready.
00:05:47[Barks] >> well.
00:05:51Look at that.
00:05:52>> Now that's a dog.
00:05:53>> Look at him, he's so cute.
00:05:55Yes, he is!
00:05:57Yes, he is.
00:05:58>> So, whatcha gonna name him?
00:05:59>> Call him something cute like mr. something.
00:06:01Like mr. balls.
00:06:03Or how about, uh, ooh!
00:06:04Thunder pussy.
00:06:05>> Shut up, I got a name, ..
00:06:10Banana.
00:06:11Come here, hand banana.
00:06:13>> All those good ones and that's the one you take?
00:06:16>> Yes, we like it.
00:06:17Best one in the whole world, yes, you are.
00:06:19>> Hey, I gotta admit, he is kind of cute.
00:06:22..
00:06:24..
00:06:28>> Ha ha ha!
00:06:28What do you think he means?
00:06:30" like he's threatenin' me or something.
00:06:34>> Who the hell are you talking to, tubs?
00:06:36>> Uh, friggin hand banana over there.
00:06:38" [laughs] >> come on, carl.
00:06:43He's a dog.
00:06:45See?
00:06:46>> Yeah.
00:06:48I'm just a dog.
00:06:49[Barks] >> look at him.
00:06:51>> Keep it up, carl.
00:06:53They may just haul you off.
00:06:55>> You hear him?
00:06:56He's pretty funny.
00:06:56Ha ha!
00:06:57>> Come on, hand banana, let's play.
00:06:59Get out here, get away from the creepy man.
00:07:02>> [Barking] ..
00:07:04Tonight.
00:07:07>> Come on, boy!
00:07:08Come on!
00:07:09Here, boy!
00:07:10Here, boy!
00:07:10Come on, ok--ok, here goes!
00:07:13Fetch, boy, fetch!
00:07:17All right, that was fun!
00:07:19Let's do it again.
00:07:21>> Oh, great.
00:07:22Looks like our canine friend left a little present here on my chair.
00:07:27Yep.
00:07:29Someone delivered some baked goods.
00:07:33How did he know I love baked goods?
00:07:35Look at these, they look delicious!
00:07:37>> I don't know.
00:07:38Maybe he's a pastry chef.
00:07:40Well, would you look at that.
00:07:41He is a pastry chef!
00:07:43>> Mm, these baguettes are so fresh!
00:07:45I mean, these must've just come out of the oven.
00:07:47Mmm.
00:07:48Excuse me.
00:07:49You know, that dog has really brought this family together.
00:07:55He's really a good dog.
00:07:58>> What the hell?
00:07:59Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:08:00Bad boy.
00:08:01Bad boy.
00:08:01You live over there.
00:08:02Go--go back to the freaks.
00:08:04>> Who you callin' boy?
00:08:06My name's hand banana.
00:08:08>> What you--you talkin' to me, here?
00:08:10>> No, not anymore.
00:08:11We're done talking.
00:08:13>> Hang on.
00:08:13Let me bend over and pick this thing up-- hand banana, no!
00:08:17>> Your new dog is one of a kind.
00:08:20He will roam the earth looking for a match long after you're dead, and watch out, your new dog may try to mind link with certain members of your family.
00:08:27Hah, good luck with that.
00:08:29>> He never mind linked with me.
00:08:30He's a good boy.
00:08:32>> Well, I tell you what.
00:08:33As long as I get these muffins, I don't give a crap what he does.
00:08:36He's a winner in my book.
00:08:37In fact, I'm gonna make a couple dogs tonight.
00:08:40Start a restaurant with them, " I'm gonna work on that name, too, 'cause that does not seem good to me.
00:08:46>> [Barking] >> there's the hand banana!
00:08:49Good boy.
00:08:50>> Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
00:08:52He's a man, 'cause he just raped me!
00:08:55>> Do you think you could back that up?
00:08:56>> Listen to this guy.
00:08:57Back that up--i got bruises to prove it!
00:09:00>> No, no, I mean that ass.
00:09:02Back it up.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04>> Do you hear what he's saying here?
00:09:05>> Sounds like someone wants to get raped again.
00:09:07>> Come on, carl, he hasn't even been here one day.
00:09:09How can he possibly learn the english language?
00:09:11>> Si.
00:09:12" and rape.
00:09:17>> Yeah, you know it well.
00:09:18I bend over for the remote and boom!
00:09:20You're there!
00:09:21>> Watch this.
00:09:22[Whines] >> I'm sorry, carl, but I think that you need to leave.
00:09:26You're upsettin' hand banana.
00:09:27>> Yeah, well, you know, he upset me pretty bad, too.
00:09:31I don't know if I can sleep anymore.
00:09:33You ever been raped by a dog?
00:09:35>> Uh-uh.
00:09:36>> See, think that's what hell is like, you know, constantly raped by dogs.
00:09:39>> Carl-- >> that, you know, I don't know if I believe in god, but-- I think he must hate me.
00:09:43>> Carl!
00:09:44>> 'Cause he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!
00:09:46>> Ok, carl, that's it.
00:09:47Just go home, all right?
00:09:48>> Yeah, just go on home.
00:09:49>> You need to just go home and lie down for awhile.
00:09:51>> Mm.
00:09:52Face down.
00:09:52>> If I see that dog again, he's dead.
00:09:54>> Yeah, bye-bye.
00:09:55>> He's dead!
00:09:55>> Ok.
00:09:56See ya.