The Parent Trap   View more episodes

Aired at 04:00 PM on Saturday, Jan 22, 2011 (1/22/2011)      View all transcripts from this day


00:00:05] laughs ] That's so dumb.
00:00:23[ laughter ] Nice.
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00:01:22It's your fault.
00:01:23Naturally, blame the mucus.
00:01:25Well, I can't breathe.
00:01:26Did you try blowing your nose? of course.
00:01:29[ Both ] AND NOTHING CAME OUT.
00:01:30Instead of blaming me,try new advil congestion relief.
00:01:33What you probably have is swelling due to nasal inflammation, not mucus. and this can help?
00:01:38It treats the real problem of your sinus symptoms, reducing swelling due to nasal inflammation.
00:01:43So I can breathe.
00:01:46The right sinus medicine for the real problem.
00:01:50me,which whiter?
00:01:52 - yeah, are y-- - seriously,the clorox one.- oh, okay.
00:01:56The difference is obvious.
00:01:58For the whitest whites,use detergent, plus the advanced whiteningformula of clorox bleach.
00:04:43Sorry, ladies. two pair. read 'em and weep.
00:04:48[Girl] aah! I'm out.
00:04:49[All groaning] so that's it? no more takers?
00:04:52[Girl] I have nothing left.
00:04:54I'll take a whack at it.
00:04:56♪♪♪ ["Bad to the bone"] [change jingling] take a seat, parker.
00:05:16Deal me in.
00:05:20♪♪ Now, on the day I was born ♪♪
00:05:24♪♪ the nurses all gathered 'round ♪♪
00:05:26♪♪ and they gazed in a wide wonder ♪♪
00:05:28♪♪ at the joy they had found ♪♪
00:05:31♪♪ the head nurse spoke up ♪♪
00:05:32♪♪ said leave this one alone ♪♪
00:05:36♪♪ she could tell right away that I was bad to the bone ♪♪
00:05:41♪♪ bad to the bone ♪♪♪
00:05:47 I'll make you a little deal.
00:05:50Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
00:05:56Butt naked.
00:05:58Even more excellent. start unzipping, parker.
00:06:04Straight. in diamonds.
00:06:08You're good, james.
00:06:10But, you're just not good enough.
00:06:15In your honor, a royal flush.
00:06:19[Laughter] [girl #1] love the birthday suit.
00:06:23[Girl #2] lookin' good.
00:06:24[Girl #3] oww, baby!
00:06:25[Wolf whistle] [all laughing, chattering] [sighs] [laughing continues] [screaming, cheering] [girl] grab her clothes.
00:06:44[Gasping] oh, right. fine.
00:06:53If that's the way you want it, then let the games begin.
00:06:59I swear I heard your evil clone sneaking all the way across the mess hall this morning.
00:07:04 I'm going back into bed and sleeping till lunch.