The Parent Trap   View more episodes

Aired at 08:00 PM on Tuesday, Dec 29, 2009 (12/29/2009)      View all transcripts from this day


00:00:02Uh ! thanks.
00:00:04[ Girl Gasps ]THERE'S A COUNSELOR.OH, EXCUSE Me.
00:00:06Um, can you tell me where the navajo bunk is ?
00:00:09It's right over there. thanks.
00:00:11[ Grunts ] Now, girls, let's find our duffles as quickly as we can.
00:00:18We have a big first day ahead of us.
00:00:20I'm going to turn the bullhorn over now to my daughter, and right-hand man, marva, jr.
00:00:26Marva, bunk assignments, if you please.
00:00:30[ Whistle Blowing ] ALL RIGHT, LADIES, HERE We go. listen up.
00:00:33[ Continues, Indistinct ] I thought this was a boy's camp.
00:00:48Okay, found my duffle.
00:00:55.. how do I get it out ?
00:01:01.. no, I can't.
00:01:07[ Scoffs ] YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GRAB YOUR ..
00:01:09Before the aides tossed it into the heap.
00:01:11I would say you needsome serious help. thanks.
00:01:14It's the big, yellow one.
00:01:18Whoa ! now, that's my kinda woman.
00:01:20- Yo, tie-dye girl ! - hmm ?
00:01:22Could you give me an hand with my duffle ? it's the yellow one, buried way in there. sure.
00:01:29Oh, that ? no problem.
00:01:32Hey, you're from california ?
00:01:33 do you, like,live next door to a movie star ?
00:01:38What are you two, lucy and ethel ?
00:01:40I've never even been to hollywood.
00:01:41I live in napa. that's northern california.
00:01:42And I live next door to a vineyard.
00:01:45A what-yard ? a vineyard.
00:01:47It's where you grow grapes to make wine.
00:01:49 me and my dad, we own a vineyard.
00:01:53- Parker, hallie ! - right here.
00:01:55- ARAPAHO. -[ Girls ] SAME AS ME. THAT'S Where I am.
00:01:57YES ! COME ON, YOU GUYS.[ Marva, Jr. Continues, Indistinct ] So, ah, either of you, by any chance, know how to play poker ?
00:02:06No. never played it before.
00:02:09No ? gee, what a shame.
00:02:10So, ah, how much cash did you guys bring with you this summer ?
00:02:14[ Horn Honking ] HOW MUCH ? A LOT.
00:02:17[ Horn Honking ] WHOA ! WHO IS IN THERE ?
00:02:22[ Marva, Jr. ]COME ON. LET'S GO.
00:02:34Well, here we are.
00:02:37Camp walden for girls.
00:02:40We traveled all the way from london for this ?
00:02:42 don't you think ?
00:02:46EH, UM--[ Insect Buzzing ] Not exactly the term I think I would have used.
00:02:50 shall we review your mother's list ? mm-hmm.
00:02:53Now, let's see. vitamins ? check.
00:02:56Minerals ? check.
00:02:58List of daily fruits and vegetables. check.
00:03:02Check for fruits, check for vegetables.
00:03:02Go on.
00:03:04Sun block, lip balm, insect repellant, stationery, stamps, photograph of your mother, ..
00:03:11And, of course, your trusty butler, me.
00:03:14 oh, and, um-- here's a little something from your grandfather.
00:03:19A spanking-new deck of cards.
00:03:20Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.
00:03:25Well, I doubt it. but, thanks.
00:03:27And thanks for bringing me here, martin.
00:03:37And want me to come here and collect you at the end of camp, I'm only a phone call away.
00:03:42Thanks, but I'll be fine.
00:03:44 see you in eight weeks, marty ol' pal.
00:03:47Missing you already, queen of my heart.
00:04:07Have fun, old bean. I will.
00:04:15- Toodle loo. - toodle loo.
00:04:19[ Engine Starting ] AIRPORT, PLEASE.
00:04:28♪♪♪♪ [ Rock ] ♪♪ Such a feeling coming over me ♪♪
00:04:37[ Dog Barking ] [ Laughing, Giggling ] OKAY, Hurry up.
00:04:39♪♪ There is wonder in the things I see ♪♪
00:04:43♪♪♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] She brought a date.
00:04:50She didn't.
00:04:51 mom !
00:04:54Whoa ! whoa ! whoa ! slow down. thank you.
00:04:57HAVE SOME TOO, OKAY ? [ Giggles ] [ Giggles ] it's something. it smells good.
00:05:05I'll save ya a seat, annie. okay, thanks.
00:05:10 I've just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries.
00:05:14Would you care for some, dear ? oh, no thanks.
00:05:15Can't. I'm-- I'm allergic.
00:05:18Oh, that's too bad. how 'bout you, dear ?
00:05:19Strawberries ?
00:05:20 I'm-i'm allergic.
00:05:25Yes, allergic.
00:05:26.. told me that. how did you get over there ?
00:05:29 you'll have to excuse the old girl.
00:05:33At least I'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers.
00:05:37 sugar in the salt shak-- now where did she go ?
00:05:46[ Clanking ] [ Shouts, Indistinct ] [ All Cheering ] - TOUCHE. - [ Clapping, Cheering ] Good job.
00:06:02All right ! excellent, kids.
00:06:03The winner, and still undefeated champ from napa, california, MISS HALLIE PARKER. [ Girls Cheering ] YEAH, Hallie.
00:06:11Do we have any challengers ?
00:06:13[ Laughing, Chattering ] ladies, let's not be damsels in distress here.
00:06:18I'll take a whack at it.
00:06:20Okay. we've got ourselves a chal-len-ger.
00:06:21Suit up.
00:06:26Cool. ooh, thanks.
00:06:36Here I go.
00:06:40Thanks. you're welcome.
00:06:42[ Girl ]GO, ANNIE. WHOA ![ Applause ] Fencers ready ?
00:06:48- READY. - ALL SET. - [ Giggling ] [ Marva, Jr. ] EN GARDE ! FENCE !
00:06:59- [ Grunting ] OOPS. - AH !
00:07:05[ Kids Screaming ] [ Huffing ] [ Yawning ] Touche !
00:07:23-Nice catch. -thanks.
00:07:33- TOUCHE ! - [ Screaming ] - Sorry, let me help you. - no, let me helpyou!
00:07:42 you pushed me in.
00:07:44- [ All Laughing ] - I DID NOT.
00:07:47Okay, that was quite a show.
00:07:49 I think we've got ourselves a new camp champ from london, england, - MISS ANNIE JAMES. - [ Cheering, Clapping ] all right, girls. shake hands.
00:08:01[ Counselor ] COME ON, GIRLS.
00:08:05[ Gasps ] - [ Gasping ] - [ Gasping ] [ All Gasping, Muttering ] [ Marva, Jr. ]OH, MY !
00:08:31Why's everyone staring ?
00:08:33- Don't you see it ? - see what ?
00:08:35The resemblance between us. resemblance ?
00:08:35Between you and me ?
00:08:41Let me see. turn sideways.
00:08:45Now the other way.
00:08:49Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine.
00:08:53Your ears, well, don't worry, you'll grow into them.
00:08:55- [ Both Laughing ] - YOUR TEETH ARE A LITTLE Crooked.
00:08:59 well, don't worry, dear, those things can be fixed.
00:09:03- Want me to deck her for ya ? - hold on.
00:09:04I'm not quite finished yet.
00:09:08You wanna know the real difference between us ?
00:09:10 I know how to fence and you don't ?
00:09:15 take your pick.
00:09:17- Why, I oughta-- - ladies, it's time to break up this little lovefest.
00:09:23Annie, hallie. I mean, hallie, annie.
00:09:27I-i-i mean-- whoa !
00:09:37Sorry, ladies. two pair. read 'em and weep.
00:09:41[ Girl ]AAH ! I'M OUT. [ All Groaning ] - SO THAT'S IT ? NO MORE TAKERS ? - [ Girl ] I have nothing left.
00:09:48I'll take a whack at it.
00:09:50♪♪♪♪ [ "Bad To The Bone" ] [ Change Jingling ] [ Change Jingling ] Take a seat, parker.
00:10:09Deal me in.
00:10:13♪♪ Now, on the day I was born ♪♪
00:10:17♪♪ the nurses all gathered 'round ♪♪
00:10:19♪♪ and they gazed in a wide wonder ♪♪
00:10:22♪♪ at the joy they had found ♪♪
00:10:24♪♪ the head nurse spoke up ♪♪
00:10:26♪♪ said leave this one alone ♪♪
00:10:28♪♪ she could tell right away that I was bad to the bone ♪♪
00:10:33♪♪ bad to the bone ♪♪♪♪
00:10:39 I'll make you a little deal.
00:10:43Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
00:10:46- Excellent. - butt naked.
00:10:50Even more excellent. start unzipping, parker.
00:10:56Straight. in diamonds.
00:11:00You're good, james.
00:11:02But, you're just not good enough.
00:11:06In your honor, a royal flush.
00:11:10[ Laughter ] [ Girl #1 ]LOVE THE BIRTHDAY SUIT.[ Girl #2 ] Lookin' good.
00:11:14[ Girl #3 ] OWW, BABY ! [ Wolf Whistle ] [ All Laughing, Chattering ] [ Sighs ] [ Laughing Continues ] [ Screaming, Cheering ] [ Girl ]GRAB HER CLOTHES.
00:11:34[ Gasping ] Oh, right. fine.
00:11:43If that's the way you want it, then let the games begin.
00:11:48I swear I heard your evil clone sneaking all the way up toward the mess hall this morning.
00:11:54 I'm going back into bed and sleeping till lunch.
00:11:59[ Chuckles ] [ Exhausted Sigh ] That does not seem like a possibility, babe.
00:12:05Why not ? that's why not.
00:12:11.. way.
00:12:17[ Owl Hooting ][ Crickets Chirping ] [ Girl Giggling ][ Girl ]SHH.
00:12:24[ Whispering ] BE QUIET. [ Whispering ] Oh, I hope they're sleeping.
00:12:29The coast is clear. okay, let's go in.
00:12:34- Payback time. -don't wake her.
00:12:39[ Laughing ] CAREFUL.SHH.
00:12:53GOT MILK ? [ Giggling ] ♪♪♪♪ [ "Reveille," Out Of Tune ] [ Soft Moaning ] [ Gasps ] [ Screaming ] [ All Screaming ] Ooh ! ooh ! ooh !
00:13:42OH, MY GOD. [ Screaming ] [ All Screaming ] [ Screaming ] [ Sighs ] SHE DIDN'T GET ME.
00:14:05[ Screaming ] ..
00:14:13The lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet !
00:14:17[ Imitating Elvis ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU Very much.
00:14:26[ All ] MARVAS !
00:14:29Surprise inspection.
00:14:31Attention !
00:14:35♪♪ Navajos ♪♪♪♪
00:14:39no, no, marva. do not go in there.
00:14:41One of the girls got sick last night, and it is a big, big mess.
00:14:46it's really disgusting.
00:14:49Oh, well, if someone's sick, dear, then i must go in.
00:14:56- Move aside, dear. - no, no, really. I insist.
00:14:59 she's highly contagious.
00:15:05Actually, we're all quite fine in here, unless hallie parker knows something we don't know.
00:15:12open the door and comesee for yourself, ma'am.
00:15:17- STAND ASIDE, HALLIE. - [ Gasps ] [ Screaming ] - [ All Screaming ] - WHOA !
00:15:28[ Screaming ] MOMMY !
00:15:36- [ Squeaking ] - NO ! NO !
00:15:39NO ![ Marva Crying ] [ Marva Sputtering, Coughing ] - she should know. she did it !
00:15:53YOU ! [ Sputters ] AND YOU !
00:15:57Pack your bags !
00:16:19[ Blows Whistle ] ..
00:16:24Back to your activities.
00:16:27[ All Screaming ] .. the isolation cabin.
00:17:12[ Girls Screaming ] [ Gasps ] - [ Grunting ] - OH !
00:17:42Oh, gosh, it's stuck.
00:17:51Thanks. you're welcome.
00:17:56Ah ! oh, man !
00:18:00[ Thunder Rumbling ] - OH, HERE'S YOUR-- - [ Laughs ] CUPPY.
00:18:19Any of your pictures ruined ?
00:18:21- ONLY THE BEAUTIFUL leo DiCaprio. - who ?
00:18:25YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF leonardo DiCaprio ?
00:18:28How far away is london anyway ?
00:18:30Well, from here it's 3,000 miles, but sometimes it seems much further.
00:18:35 - oh, california is way at the other end of the country.
00:18:41[ Thunder Rumbling ] Wow ! it's beautiful. yeah.
00:18:48 we've got ..
00:18:51That looks over the entire vineyard.
00:18:53-And then-- - who-- who's that ?
00:18:55 he didn't know I was taking ..
00:18:58Or else he would have turned around.
00:19:00 we do everything together.
00:19:07[ Sighs ] - oh, it's chilly in here, that's all.
00:19:13[ Thunder Rumbling ] - Want one ? - oh, sure, I love oreos.
00:19:21At home I eat them with-- I eat them with peanut butter.
00:19:25You do ? that is so weird. so do i.
00:19:29 most people find that totally disgusting.
00:19:33I know. I don't get it.
00:19:35- ME EITHER. - [ Laughing ] What's your dad like ?
00:19:43I mean, is he the kind of father you can talk to, or is he one of those workaholic types who says, "i'll talk to ya later, honey," but, you know, never really does ?
00:19:50I hate that. I don't have a father, actually.
00:19:53I mean, I had one once, I suppose.
00:19:56But my parents divorced years ago.
00:19:59My mother never even mentions him.
00:20:01It's like he evaporated into thin air or something.
00:20:04It's scary the way nobody stays together anymore.
00:20:07- Tell me about it. - how old are you ?
00:20:10- I'LL BE 12 ON OCTOBER 11. - [ Coughing, Choking ] - your birthday's on october 11 ?
00:20:17Yeah. how weird is that ?
00:20:22Oh, hey. it stopped raining.
00:20:24You wanna go get a popsicle or something ?
00:20:35 - hallie, what's your mother like ?
00:20:39 she and my dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before.
00:20:44 he doesn't like to talk about her.
00:20:47But I know she was really, really beautiful.
00:20:51How do you know that ?
00:20:52Well, because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer, and he caught me looking at it, like, all the time, so he gave it to me to keep.
00:21:00 sure you don't want to go to the mess hall and get a lemonade ?
00:21:05Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this ?
00:21:08 don't you realize what's happening ?
00:21:13I mean, think about it.
00:21:16I only have a mother, and you only have a father.
00:21:20You've never seen your mom, and I've never seen my dad.
00:21:24You have one old picture of your mom, and I have one old picture of my dad.
00:21:29But at least yours is probably a whole picture.
00:21:32Mine is a pathetic little thing, all crinkled and ripped right down the middle and-- what are you rummaging in your trunk for ?
00:21:42It's a picture of my mom, and it's ripped too.
00:21:47Right down the middle ?
00:21:49Right down the middle.
00:22:08.. freaky.
00:22:15On the count of three, we'll show them to each other, okay ?
00:22:26- Three. - three.
00:22:28[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] That's my dad. that's my mom.
00:22:38[ Bell Ringing ] [ Annie ]THAT'S THE LUNCH BELL.
00:22:42I'm not so hungry anymore.
00:22:49[ Chuckling ] IS MY MOM...
00:22:54[ Exhales ] AND WE'RE BOTH BORN ON OCTOBER ..
00:22:59Then you and I are like-- like sisters.
00:23:03[ Laugh ] SISTERS ?
00:23:05Hallie, we're like twins.
00:23:08[ Sighing ] [ Exhales ] [ Nervous Chuckle ] I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT To say.
00:23:19What's that you're holding ?
00:23:21My locket. I got it when I was born.
00:23:24It has an "h" on it.
00:23:26[ Chuckles ] I GOT MINE WHEN I WAS BORN, Too, except mine has an "a" on it.
00:23:33[ Sighs ] OOH, NOW I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS.
00:23:36My god, so I'm not an only child.
00:23:39I'm a twin. I'm a twin-- there's two of me.
00:23:42I mean, two of us.
00:23:44This is like-- mind boggling.
00:23:46Totally. completely.
00:23:49[ Giggling ] OH, MY GOD.
00:23:57[ Hallie ]TELL ME,WHAT'S MOM LIKE ?
00:24:05Really ?
00:24:07She's becoming quite famous, actually.
00:24:09A princess in greece just bought one of her gowns.
00:24:15Y-you know what's interesting ?
00:24:17Neither one of our parents ever got married again.
00:24:21Has dad ever been close to getting remarried ?
00:24:23 he always says I'm the only girl in his life.
00:24:28Yeah, mom's never come close either.
00:24:32[ Owl Hooting ] I have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea.
00:24:41I'm serious. I am a total genius.
00:24:43You want to know what dad is like, right ?
00:24:48And I'm dying to know mom.
00:24:50So what I'm thinking is-- don't freak out, okay ?
00:24:52I THINK WE SHOULD SWITCH PLACES. [ Gasps ] when camp's over I'll go back to london as you, and you go back to california as me.
00:25:00 we're twins, aren't we ?
00:25:05Hallie, we're totally and completely 100% different.
00:25:08 I'll teach you ..
00:25:11And you teach me to be you.
00:25:14Look, I can do you already.
00:25:15Yes, you want to know the difference between us ?
00:25:19I have class and you don't.
00:25:20- [ Amused Sigh ] - COME ON, ANN. I GOT TO Meet my ma.
00:25:26The truth is, you know, if we switch, sooner or later they'll have to unswitch us.
00:25:32And when they do, they'll have to meet again, - face to face. - after all these years.
00:25:38THANK YOU. I TOLD YOU I'M BRILLIANT. [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] ♪♪♪♪ [ "Do You Believe In Magic" ] OKAY.
00:25:43'Tis grandfather.
00:25:46♪♪♪♪ He'so cute. what do we call him ? grandfather.
00:25:49♪♪♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] WHY DIDN'T I think of that ?
00:25:52This is martin, he's our butler.
00:25:54WE HAVE A BUTLER ? MM-HMM. [ Laughs ] then over here is the dining room.
00:26:02And christmas and, of course, october 11.
00:26:05♪♪ Believe in the magic that can set you free ♪♪
00:26:10♪♪ ahh-hh-hh ♪♪
00:26:12♪♪ talkin' 'bout the magic ♪♪
00:26:14♪♪ do you believe in magic ♪♪
00:26:18♪♪ do you believe, believe ♪♪
00:26:21♪♪ do you believe in magic ♪♪♪♪
00:26:26OKAY. I-I'M READY. [ Resigned Sigh ] [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ] [ Scissors Snipping ] [ Whimpers ] Don't shutyoureyes ! oh. okay. right.
00:26:55Sorry. just got a little nervous.
00:26:57 an 11-year-old is cutting my hair.
00:27:00[ Scoffs ] HEY, YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE ME.
00:27:01 go on, just do it.
00:27:08[ Whimpers ] Don't panic. you look great.
00:27:20[ Annie Crying ] Looking good.
00:27:28[ Gasps ] THIS IS SO... SCARY.
00:27:32Honey, you never looked better.
00:27:35[ Gasps ] OH, MY GOD ! [ Chuckles ] What ?
00:27:42I have pierced ears.
00:27:44[ Scoffs ] NO. NO, NO AND NO.
00:27:47Not happening. sorry, wrong number.
00:27:49I won't. I refuse.
00:27:51Then cutting your hair was a total waste, 'cause, I mean, there's no way I can go to ..
00:27:55With pierced ears and come home without 'em.
00:27:57I mean, come on. get real.
00:28:01[ Sighs ] [ Whimpers ] (Blaine) Hey Surfers, we're going behind the scenes (Blaine) of the latest Disney movie.
00:28:45♪Movie Surfers♪
00:28:47Hey Surfers, welcome to New Orleans.
00:28:49That's right, it's where the new animated adventure The Princess and the Frog comes alive.
00:28:54You will enjoy. I guarantee!
00:28:56So why set the movie here?
00:28:58(Blaine) Well the animators needed a city where alligators love jazz.
00:28:59♪Jazz Trumpet♪
00:29:03(Gilland) Humans get transformed into frogs.
00:29:08That's new.
00:29:11And magical adventures might be waiting just around the corner.
00:29:12New Orleans is a wonderful city.
00:29:16(John Musker) It was a city that lent itself to the magic and the mystery (John Musker) and the music that we wanted to incorporate.
00:29:21(Ron Clements) Which is perfect for telling a fairy tale story.
00:29:22It's beautiful, no?
00:29:25There's no other place like New Orleans.
00:29:27(Anika Noni Rose) Wow, it's wonderful.
00:29:29New Orleans is also the home of Mardis Gras.
00:29:32(Gilland) And elaborate costume balls.
00:29:35(Gilland) It's a city where anything can happen.
00:29:37And the food is amazing.
00:29:39Order up!
00:29:41What just happened?
00:29:43Which makes this city perfect for Tiana, (Blaine)the movies hard working heroine.
00:29:46The princess's ultimate goal is to have her own restaurant.
00:29:48(Anika Noni Rose) But she wants to do it her way, and on her terms.
00:29:50♪I'm almost there♪
00:29:52(Ron Clements)Her philosophy is you gotta make your own fairytales come true.
00:29:57(Ron Clements) Certainly, she's not a character who's waiting (Ron Clements) for a prince to rescue her.
00:30:02So when Prince Naveen comes around it leads to a whole lot of things that she didn't expect.
00:30:10You must kiss me!
00:30:13Excuse me?
00:30:15Please, it will make me human.
00:30:15Just one kiss?
00:30:17Unless you beg for more?
00:30:19(Blaine) So one little tiny kissleads to one masisve adventure.
00:30:21What did you do to me?
00:30:25(Anika Nani Rose) They end up going on a journey together.
00:30:26(Bruno Compos) It's so much fun!
00:30:29I could use a little help.
00:30:29Oh, I will play a little louder.
00:30:31Where y'all going?
00:30:33Find someone to break this spell.
00:30:34The only thing important is what's under the skin.
00:30:37The princess is what you have inside.
00:30:40And you can do anything that you set your mind to.
00:30:42(Anika Noni Rose) Whatever it is that makes your pulse race faster.
00:30:44Go for it!
00:30:47Yeah, you know it!
00:30:49(Blaine) Well surfers, that's just a taste of New Orleans and (Blaine) Disney's The Princess And The Frog (Blaine) In theaters now.
00:32:03Girls, time to say your last good-byes.
00:32:04THE BUSSES ARE LOADING.[ Woman ]BUSSES ONE And two leaving.
00:32:07I'll see you guys next summer, I promise.
00:32:08[ Girls Moaning Sorrowfully ] [ Moans ] OKAY, SO CALL ME EVERY SINGLE DAY.
00:32:13All right. and write me. don't forget.
00:32:16I won't.
00:32:18[ Sighs ] OKAY. THIS IS IT.
00:32:20So remember, you're going to find out how mom and dad met.
00:32:23And you're going to find out why they broke UP.[ Marva, Jr. ] ANNIE JAMES, - Your car is here. - that's you.
00:32:28 martin will pick you up at the airport tomorrow morning.
00:32:32 oh, not for a couple of hours. give mom a kiss for me.
00:32:36GIVE DAD ONE FOR ME.[ Marva, Jr. ]ANNIE JAMES, Front and center.
00:32:40- BYE. -[ Vehicle Honking ] - Bye. - last call, annie james.
00:32:50Bye-bye. bye.
00:32:55[ Horn Honking ] Good luck.
00:33:04[ Sighs ] [ Whispering] OKAY. THIS IS IT.
00:33:18God, I hope she likes me.
00:33:21Please like me.
00:33:27[ Man On Speaker, Indistinct ] [ Crowd Chattering, Indistinct ] - Annie ! - martin.
00:34:05Missed you. missed you.
00:34:06What have you done to your hair ? cut it.
00:34:07Do you like it ?
00:34:10LOVE IT. IT'S THE NEW YOU. [ Sighs ] And you've had your ears pierced.
00:34:16Give me five, girlfriend.
00:34:31[ Relieved Sigh ] ♪♪ There she goes ♪♪
00:34:38♪♪ there she goes again ♪♪
00:34:42♪♪ racing through my brain ♪♪
00:34:46♪♪ and I just can't contain ♪♪
00:34:50♪♪ this feeling that she makes ♪♪
00:35:03♪♪ there she goes ♪♪
00:35:07♪♪ there she goes again ♪♪
00:35:10♪♪ she calls my name ♪♪♪♪
00:35:51home again. thank you.
00:35:55This is it. 7 primbrook lane.
00:36:05[ Nervous Sigh ] Hello.
00:36:47[ Man Clearing Throat ] Grandfather ?
00:37:03I'm that my little girl ?
00:37:07That tall, gangly thing ?
00:37:10Yes, it's me.
00:37:13OH, WELCOME HOME. [ Chuckles ] uh-huh, great.
00:37:20[ Sniffing ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
00:37:23Just smelling. smelling ?
00:37:25I'm making a memory. oh.
00:37:27Years from now, when I'm all grown up, ..
00:37:34Peppermint and pipe tobacco.
00:37:36[ Laughing ] GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
00:37:38[ Woman ]ANNIE ?
00:37:45Annie ?
00:37:48- Mother. - you're back.
00:38:07 and I can't believe IT'S YOU. [ Laughs ] And with short hair. who cut it for you ?
00:38:14A girl I met at camp. do you hate it ?
00:38:18No, I absolutely love it.
00:38:20[ Gasps ] YOU GOT YOUR EARS PIERCED ?
00:38:26Belly button rings, tattoos ?
00:38:29Ah, darling, what is it ?
00:38:32 it's just-- I've missed you so much.
00:38:40I know.
00:38:41 you have no idea.
00:38:46[ Long Exhale ] [ Bicycle Bell Ringing ][ Birds Chirping ] [ Mom ] SO, COME ON.TELL ME, DID YOU LIKE Everyone ?was it fun ?
00:38:56 - I found a stowaway in your suitcase.
00:39:00[ Whispering ] OH, MY GOD. CUPPY !
00:39:02 he-- he belongs to my friend, the one I was, umm, telling you about.
00:39:07I can't imagine how he got into my suitcase.
00:39:09Well, since he's not our cuppy, shall we dispose of the little creature ?
00:39:13 I'll-- I'll mail him to her.
00:39:18She loves this thing a lot-- a lot, a lot.
00:39:21And she's, like,slept with this thingher entire life, and she could never be, like-- stay in a foreign country without him.
00:39:27NO, NO. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. [ Phone Ringing ] that will be all, martin. thank you.
00:39:36Oh, hi. how's the photo shoot going ?
00:39:39♪♪♪♪ [ "Here Comes The Sun" ] Hmm. well, can't youmanage without me ?
00:39:47I mean, annie justgot home from camp.
00:39:52Hmm. yeah.
00:40:01♪♪ Here comes the sun do-dum-do-do ♪♪
00:40:05♪♪ here comes the sun ♪♪
00:40:07♪♪ and I say it's all right ♪♪
00:40:13-♪♪ little darlin', it's been a long, cold lonely winter ♪♪ -okay. hold on a moment.
00:40:18Annie, would you hate very much running down to the studio with me ?
00:40:23♪♪ It seems like years ♪♪ no, I'd love it.
00:40:27♪♪ Since it's been here ♪♪
00:40:29♪♪ here comes the sun do-dum-do-do ♪♪
00:40:33♪♪ here comes the sun ♪♪
00:40:35♪♪ and I say it's all right ♪♪
00:40:46♪♪ little darlin' ♪♪
00:40:48♪♪ that smile's returning ♪♪
00:40:51♪♪ to their faces ♪♪
00:40:53♪♪ little darlin' it seems like years ♪♪
00:40:57♪♪ since it's been here ♪♪
00:41:01♪♪ here comes the sun do-dum-do-do ♪♪
00:41:03 you designed that ?♪♪ here comes the sun and I say ♪♪
00:41:07♪♪ it's all right ♪♪♪♪ well, I had to do something while you were at camp.
00:41:11- You don't think it's too-- -no, it's gorgeous.
00:41:12I love it.
00:41:15You know who would look really beautiful in that gown ?
00:41:19I mean, like, really beautiful ? who ?
00:41:22You. me ?
00:41:23 I think that time change has made you a little loopy.
00:41:26Come on. let's see what all the fuss is about.
00:41:28♪♪♪♪ [ Disco, Vocalist Indistinct ] OKAY.
00:41:29I'm here.
00:41:31[ Man ]AH, WE'RE SAVED.
00:41:32 sorry, we don't know what to do with the veil.
00:41:35If she wears it, it covers the back of the dress, and if she doesn't, THE DRESS LOOKS-- [ Mom ] INCOMPLETE, YOU'RE Right.
00:41:40Can you try turning sideways with your chin up ?
00:41:43 can I have the veil ? annie, darling, pass me one of those hats on display in the window.
00:41:50[ Whispering ] ME ? YES.
00:41:54♪♪ Somebody like you ♪♪
00:41:57- which one do you like ? - the white one.
00:41:59 -♪♪ do you know I'll never let you ♪♪
00:42:03♪♪ go ♪♪ try this.
00:42:05Now, throw the veil straight back.
00:42:08 I want to see the back of the dress.
00:42:10 just how it falls.just down there.
00:42:13you're married've got to learn to juggle.
00:42:17 it is your wedding day.
00:42:21My mom is too cool.
00:42:22-♪♪ I'll never let you go ♪♪ -♪♪ never, never gonna let you go ♪♪
00:42:27♪♪ I'll never let you go ♪♪
00:42:31♪♪ I'll never let you go ♪♪
00:42:43♪♪ never let you go ♪♪
00:42:46♪♪ I'll never let you go ♪♪♪♪
00:42:47[ Hallie ] SO, DOESN'T DESIGNINGALL THESE ..
00:42:52Getting married again, or at least make you think about the "f" word.
00:42:56The "f" word ?
00:42:58My father. oh ! oh, that "f" word.
00:43:02Well, no, actually, because I didn't even wear a wedding gown when I married the "f" word.
00:43:10About your dad, huh ?
00:43:12Well, maybe because he's never mentioned.
00:43:14And you can't blame a kid for wondering.
00:43:16Mother, you can't avoid the subject forever.
00:43:18At least tell me what he was like.
00:43:20 he was quite lovely, to tell you the truth.
00:43:23.. actually, entirely lovely.
00:43:27All right ? all right.
00:43:29So, did you meet him here in london ?
00:43:31We met on theq.e. 2. q.e.what ?
00:43:33 it's an ocean liner that sails from london to new york, 'cause I wasn't keen on flying then and neither was your father.
00:43:40 we were seated next to each other at dinner.
00:43:45He's an american, you know. no kidding ?
00:43:47SO, WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ? [ Sighs ] I knew you were going to ask me all these questions one day. taxi !
00:43:55[ Hallie ]DEAR OL' DAD.
00:43:57I wonder what he's doingat this very moment.
00:44:15Got it ? oh, gosh.
00:44:18It's him.
00:44:20Hey, hal !
00:44:22Welcome home, kiddo.
00:44:29Get into these arms, you little punk.
00:44:31Dad. finally.
00:44:36[ Dad, Soft Moaning ] [ Kissing Sound ] Oh, I hope you had a lousy time at that camp, because you are not going back.
00:44:44[ Giggles ] I MISSED YOU TOO MUCH.
00:44:48What happened to you, hal ?
00:44:50Something's changed.
00:44:52Are you getting taller ?
00:44:57So, what's up, dad ?
00:44:59I mean, how's chessy and everybody ?
00:45:01 can't wait to see you.
00:45:04Eight weeks really is too long, hal.
00:45:06 a lot's happened to me too, dad.
00:45:10I mean, I feel like I'm practically a new woman.
00:45:15 I cut myself shaving ?
00:45:18No, it's just-- just seeing you for the first time.
00:45:22I mean, you know, in so long.
00:45:26[ Laughing ] YOU LOOK TALLER TO ME, TOO, Dad.
00:45:29Come on, squirt. let's get home.
00:45:45[ Dad ]OH, BY THE WAY, THANKSFOR ALL THOSE Newsy letters.
00:45:48I'm really glad I bought youthat personalized ..
00:45:51You just had to have.
00:45:53Well, we meant to write, dad, but we just got so-- we ?
00:45:56Oh ! oh, me and my friend.
00:45:58I-i met this girl at camp and we got really close.
00:46:01Great. practically like sisters.
00:46:04She was a lovely girl. lovely girl ?
00:46:07All of sudden you're so proper ?
00:46:09[ Chuckles ] YOU'RE STILL BITING THOSE NAILS, I see.
00:46:12 what do you mean noticed ?
00:46:15You've been biting them since you could chew.
00:46:17 it's a horrid habit.
00:46:21Lovely girl, horrid habit.
00:46:23What did I do, send youto summer or finishing school ?
00:46:26And why do you keep saying "dad" at the end of every sentence ?
00:46:29 I didn't realize I was doing it, dad.
00:46:34Sorry, dad.
00:46:36Do you want to know why I keep saying "dad" ?
00:46:39 - because you missed your old man so much, right ?
00:46:43 it's because in my whole life, I mean, you know, for the past eight weeks, " never. not once.
00:46:55And if you ask me,i mean, a dad is an irreplaceableperson in a girl's life.
00:47:00 there's a whole day devoted to celebrating fathers.
00:47:05Just imagine someone's life without a father-- never buying a father's day card, never sitting on their father's lap, never being able to say, "hi, dad" or "what's " I mean, a baby's first words are always "dada," aren't they ?
00:47:21Let me see if I get this-- you miss being able to call me dad ?
00:47:26Yeah. I really have, dad.
00:47:56[ Dog Barking ] [ Barking ] [ Screaming ] HELLO, GORGEOUS !
00:48:05Oh, look at you !
00:48:07Oh, you grew.
00:48:10Oh, we missed you so much.
00:48:12Hey, don't you dare let your old man talk you out of going back to camp. okay ?
00:48:16You're a growing girl. you need adventure.
00:48:19Okay. oh, you hungry ?
00:48:22I made corn bread and chili.
00:48:23 nothing, it's just-- I'm so happy to be home.
00:48:28Hey, did I hear somethin' about corn bread and chili ?
00:48:34Something's changed about you, hal.
00:48:37Umm, I can't put my finger on it, but something about you is definitely changed.
00:48:40Really ?
00:48:43Well, it's just the same old me. honest.
00:48:48[ Dog Barking ] - [ Whining ] - HI, SAMMY.
00:48:53[ Barking ] it's hallie.
00:48:58Oh, i-i probably just smell like camp, that's all.
00:49:02What's the matter with you ?
00:49:04[ Barking ] [ Whispering ] WOW ! IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN The pictures.
00:49:17 what do ya wanna do first, huh ?
00:49:20 or, uh, we could unpack and then eat.
00:49:26 do you mean I can eat in my room ?
00:49:31Yeah, I'd say it's a definite possibility.
00:49:31[ Chuckles ] Hey, hal, when you're done, come on down.
00:49:34There's someone I want you to meet.
00:49:38- Okay, dad. - okay, hal.
00:49:45LOOK AT YOU. ALWAYS EATING. [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] Did you tell her? no.
00:49:53[ Nick ]I WILL. I WILL. TELL ME WHAT ?
00:49:55Hal, it is none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself. okay ?
00:50:00He's a big boy. he can do what he wants.
00:50:02Okay. okay. so, who is she ?
00:50:05[ Sighs ] Her name's meredith blake.
00:50:09She's a publicist from san francisco.
00:50:11Your father hired her at the beginning of ..
00:50:14To do some publicity for the vineyard.
00:50:15If you ask me, she's doin' a better job of sellin' herself than the grapes.
00:50:20WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?[ Laughter ] Oy.
00:50:27Not some kind of suave, debonaire bachelor-of-the-month type.
00:50:30So, I gotta ask myself,"what does a hot, ..
00:50:32"See in a guy who walks around with his shirttail ..
00:50:36" then, I realizedthere's about a million reasonswhy that girl's gigglin'.
00:50:42[ Both Giggling ] And all of them are sitting atthe napa valley community bank.
00:50:47You mean, you don't think she even really likes him ?
00:50:51but I'll tell you one thing.
00:50:53This one's got your father eating out of the palm of her hand.
00:50:55They do everything together. they ride together.
00:50:57they go out to eat dinnerevery night.
00:51:01don't let me influence you.
00:51:07 honey, I want you to meet a friend of mine.
00:51:12Hal, this is meredith blake.
00:51:23Hi, meredith blake.
00:51:25 I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous hallie.
00:51:29I have looked forwardto this all summer.
00:51:32Really ? well, here I am.
00:51:34Oh, nicky, she's adorable !
00:51:36You know, the way your fathertalked about you, I expected to meeta little girl,but you are so grown up.
00:51:42I'LL BE 12 SOON. HOW OLD ARE YOU ? [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] TWENTY-SIX.
00:51:48 how old are you, again, dad ?
00:51:51Wow ! suddenly, you're so interested in math.
00:51:53 I'm gonna get some more chili, maybe a bottle of champagne to celebrate.
00:51:59 - your homecoming, of course.
00:52:03[ Cell Phone Beeping ] BE RIGHT BACK.
00:52:07Meredith blake.
00:52:10Hello, reverend mosby.
00:52:13no, I understandit's for a local charity ?
00:52:18Oh, yes. I am writing it all down.
00:52:22Okay, it soundsvery worthwhile, I agree.
00:52:26Is going to be out of the country on those days.
00:52:28I will be sureto mention it to him.
00:52:33Thank you.
00:52:34So, how was camp, hal ? was it fabulous ?
00:52:38My dad's going out of the country ?
00:52:40OH, NO. [ Laughs ] I JUST HAD TO TELL A LITTLE White lie to get him out of something.
00:52:45You know,i have never heard a mantalk about ..
00:52:50The way nicky talks about you.
00:52:52You two are obviously incredibly close.
00:52:54Well, you know, we're closer than close.
00:52:57We're all each other has.
00:53:01[ Screams ] OHH !
00:53:04Sorry. did I get you wet, mer ?
00:53:07Just a little, hal.
00:53:09[ Sighs ] MM.
00:53:12Hey. guess what ?
00:53:13Your daddy took me riding the other day, and he let me ride your horse.
00:53:19I hope that's okay with you.
00:53:21 she's probably used to strange women riding her.
00:53:26Not that you're strange or anything.
00:53:28Actually, compared to the others, you are relatively normal.
00:53:32Others ? what others ?
00:53:34 - what's the 411 ?
00:53:38The information-- the lowdown on other women.
00:53:41Can't say I blame you.
00:53:42I'd wanna know if I was number 28-- I mean, 29 in a man's life.
00:53:47I'm number 29 ?
00:53:49 it's always the same routine-- horseback riding through the vineyards, romantic dinners with his special reserved-label wine, MOONLIGHT SWIMS-- [ Nick ] HERE WE GO-- A bottle of my special reserve-label.
00:54:02So, did you girls find something to talk about while I was gone ?
00:54:07Does that mean yes ? it sure does.
00:54:10[ Phone Ringing ][ Mom ] WILL SOMEBODYGRAB That, please ?
00:54:18James residence. annie ?
00:54:20 it sounds just like you on the phone.
00:54:23 to whom did you wish to speak ?
00:54:27Annie ? of course.
00:54:29One moment, please.
00:54:31A mildred plotker for you.
00:54:33Sounds just like your twin.
00:54:36My twin ? very funny.
00:54:38Good one, martin. hello.
00:54:39Oh, mildred, darling. hi. how are you ?
00:54:40[ Chuckles ] oh, everything's quite lovely here.
00:54:46W-we're expecting a bit of rain today.
00:54:48But, mildred, can you-- can you hold on for a moment ?
00:54:51 I've got to talk to you.
00:54:57[ Light Switch Clicks ] OKAY. NOW I CAN TALK.
00:54:58Oh, my god ! mom's incredible.
00:55:01I cannot believe I lived my entire life without knowing her.
00:55:06And smart, and I love the gowns she designs.
00:55:07But-- and I got her talking about how she and dad and, if you ask me, there's like a whole possibility, like-- hallie, stop !
00:55:14 you're going to have to bring mother out here immediately.
00:55:18 I've only had one day with her.
00:55:22 i won't.
00:55:24But this is an emergency ! dad's in love.
00:55:27Get out of here ! dad doesn't fall in love.
00:55:30I mean, at least not seriously.
00:55:32Trust me. he's serious about this one.
00:55:34He's always holding her hand and kissing ..
00:55:37And waiting on her hand and foot.
00:55:39- He is ? - it's disgusting.
00:55:41Well, you'll just have to break 'em up.
00:55:41Sabotage her. do whatever you have to.
00:55:44I'm trying, but, I mean, I'm at a slight disadvantage.
00:55:47I only met the man 12 hours ago.
00:55:50Hal, you've got to get back here to help me.
00:55:53Annie, I can't. I want more time with mom.
00:55:56[ Paper Crackling ] WHAT'S GOING ON ?
00:55:58 I can barely hear you. ann.
00:56:00- I'm here. what do you-- - operator. operator.
00:56:03I think I lost you, ann. hello ?
00:56:06THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP, HAL. [ Receiver Clicks ] [ Martin ]HM. [ Gasps ] Hi. I had a phone call from a friend at camp.
00:56:17Yeah. i-it's an old camp tradition.
00:56:18Talk to your friend from inside a closet.
00:56:19[ Laughs ] KINDA STUPID, I KNOW, BUT-- [ Sighs ] SO, BREAKFAST ANYONE ?
00:56:30 most important meal of the day.
00:56:36And, in case you're really hungry, a stack of humongous chocolate chip pancakes, which smell incredible, if I do say so myself. thanks, chessy.
00:56:46You're not hungry again ?
00:56:47You hardly touched your chili, your favorite food in the world.
00:56:49 are you sick, honey ?
00:56:53I'm fine. I promise.
00:56:55Where's dad ?
00:56:56 he and miss "i'll just have half a grapefruit, ..
00:56:59Left aboutan hour ago.
00:57:01You overslept, and he didn't want to wake you.
00:57:03Of course, I'd probably oversleep, too, ..
00:57:06Making mysterious phone calls from my bathroom.
00:57:09[ Chokes ] UM. OH. OH. THAT.
00:57:11I was calling a friend from camp, mildred.
00:57:14She lives in new york.
00:57:16 so, you wanted to wait and call ..
00:57:19At a time that was convenient for her because of the time difference.
00:57:22Exactly. because-- because of the time difference.
00:57:2500 in the morning her time ?
00:57:29THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. [ British Accent ] Actually-- it was 7:00 at night her time.
00:57:35You see, she lives in new york, but she was ..
00:57:37With her family in bora bora.
00:57:42Mm-hmm. very smooth.
00:57:46Okay, look, smarty pants, your father wants ..
00:57:48To meet him at his office as soon as you're done with breakfast.
00:57:51He does ? thanks.
00:57:54I'm done.
00:57:56-[ Barking ] - [ Yells ] That dog has gotten so weird.
00:58:02Bye, chessy. thanks again for breakfast.
00:58:02It was great.
00:58:08Push, hal.
00:58:11SORRY. I... FORGOT. [ Laughs ] [ Door Slams ] Honey, I'm really glad you're here, 'cause there's something really important I want to talk to you about.
00:58:25That's funny, because there's something really important that I want to talk to you about.
00:58:30Yeah ? well, you go first. no, you.
00:58:32Okay. I want to talk to you about meredith.
00:58:37And I want to talk to you about my mother.
00:58:40 well, what about your mother ?
00:58:44 how long do you expect ..
00:58:46To buy that story that the stork dropped me on your doorstep ?
00:58:49 we've talked about your mother.
00:58:53No, we haven't. not really.
00:58:54A girl needs more in life than a half a crumpled old photograph.
00:58:59Dad, I'm almost a teenager.
00:59:01Face it. I need a mother.
00:59:03You know what ? you're right.
00:59:04You're absolutely right. you do need a mother.
00:59:05Which brings me to-- - meredith. - hi. hello, hal.
00:59:17Hallie, this is my assistant, richard.
00:59:18Richard, this is nick's daughter, the one I've been telling you so much about.
00:59:22- Oh, hello. how are you ? - hi there.
00:59:25Did you tell her ? almost.
00:59:27[ Sighs ]HEY, IF YOU'RE FREE LATER, Why don't we all have lunch on the terrace ?
00:59:31Well, actually, I promised hal we'd hang out together this afternoon.
00:59:35Oh, no problem. I've got plenty to do.
00:59:37I'm working on a new label design, nicky, featuring y-o-u.
00:59:42see you for dinner, darling.
00:59:45Bye, hal. bye.
00:59:48The first change I make is to send that ..
00:59:51Off to boarding school in timbuktu.
00:59:53Ooh. ice woman !
00:59:55And proud of it, babe.
01:00:04[ Laughs ] COME ON, DAD.
01:00:11[ Nick ] OKAY. OKAY. YOU WIN.
01:00:13Pull up. give that horse a rest.
01:00:16Whoa, sprout.
01:00:18[ Horse Whinnies ] SO, HONEY, ARE YOU EXCITED About our camping trip ?
01:00:22 - what camping trip ?
01:00:26Before you go back to school.
01:00:28 i can't wait.
01:00:33SO, UH, HAL. [ Clears Throat ] What do you think of meredith ?
01:00:39As what, dad ?
01:00:41Your-- your publicist, your friend, your-- just what do you think of her as a person ?
01:00:49Oh. she's cute.
01:00:51She has nice hair, good teeth.
01:00:53" honestly, dad, the woman is a complete stranger to me.
01:00:58Why do you want my opinion, anyway ?
01:01:00Well, I'll tell you why, hal.
01:01:02Because, believe it or not-- race you back to the ranch, dad.
01:01:05H-HAL. [ Whinnies ] Hal, I'm trying to tell you something.
01:01:14Hey ! slow down.
01:01:17[ Breathing Heavily ] i-i can't handle this.
01:01:41I-i just can't. I'm only one kid.
01:01:43[ Gasps ] YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE With the class, there, hal ?
01:01:47Chessy, you-- you gave me a fright.
01:01:51I gave you a fright ?
01:01:53 I didn't know you were like-- like in here.
01:01:58Are you sure there isn't anything you want to talk to me about ?
01:02:03Like, why sammy never comes near you anymore.
01:02:07Or why your appetite's changed.
01:02:11Or why, all of a sudden, you're neat as a ..
01:02:14And using expressions like, "you gave me " .. changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
01:02:26Boy, if I didn't know any better, I'd say it's almost like you were-- forget it. it's impossible.
01:02:35Almost as ifi were who, chessy ?
01:02:37Nobody. nobody. forget I mentioned it.
01:02:40.. annie ?
01:02:52You know about annie ?
01:02:57[ Gasps ] OH.[ Nick ] HAL.
01:03:00Hal, why did you take off on me like that ?
01:03:03I told you I wanted to talk to you about something.
01:03:07[ Smacks Lips ] Chessy, why are you looking at her like that ?
01:03:12Like what ?
01:03:14[ Scoffs ] I'M NOT LOOKING AT HER ANY SPECIAL Way.
01:03:15I'm looking at her like I've looked at her for 11 years.
01:03:19Since the day she came home from the hospital-- six pounds, 11 ounces, 21 inches long-- this is how I look at her.
01:03:28[ Sobs ] CAN I HUG HER ?
01:03:31OH, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL... [ Laughs ] And so big.
01:03:40 you know what ?
01:03:42 I'm just gonna go whip up everything we've got.
01:03:47Okay ? okay.
01:03:48Hal, come here. now, we have to talk.
01:03:53Okay. shoot. okay.
01:03:56Honey, I wanna know what you think about making ..
01:04:03Part of the family.
01:04:05Part ofourfamily ? yeah.
01:04:09I think it's an awesome idea. inspired.
01:04:09Yeah ? you do ?
01:04:13Brilliant. really ? really ? you do ?
01:04:15Totally. I mean, like it's a dream come true.
01:04:16I've always wanted a big sister.
01:04:20OH. [ Chuckles ] honey, I think you're kinda missin' the point.
01:04:26No, I'm not. you're going to adopt meredith.
01:04:29That is so sweet, dad.
01:04:32No, I'm not going to adopt her.
01:04:34.. going to marry her.
01:04:39Marry her ! that's insane !
01:04:40How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister ?
01:04:43[ Speaking French ] HAL. HAL. HAL, CALM DOWN.
01:04:51Are you speaking french ?
01:04:55I-i learned it at camp.
01:04:57Okay. I'm-i'm sorry.
01:05:00Let-let's discuss this calmly-- calmly and rationally.
01:05:04Yeah, and in english, if you don't mind.
01:05:05All right ? okay.
01:05:08Sweetheart, what has gotten into you ?
01:05:11 just-- just-- dad, you can't get married.
01:05:16It'll totally ruin completely everything.
01:05:18[ Groans ] HAL. HAL.
01:05:25Don't look at me. I don't know a thing.
01:09:26♪♪♪♪ [ Rap On Car Stereo, Indistinct ] ♪♪♪♪ [ Stops ] [ Whispering ] SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO Adopt her ?
01:09:42Hi, doll. hi.
01:09:46Oh, you look stressed, baby.
01:09:50 how about a double ?
01:09:54Coming right up.
01:09:59Don't you love it ? it's just what we need.
01:10:00It's such a big house.
01:10:04Chessy !
01:10:09You rang ?
01:10:10 parker's a double.
01:10:16Chess, please. I'm getting a migraine.
01:10:20[ Clears Throat ] MM-HMM.
01:10:23I told hallie.
01:10:25You did ? and ?
01:10:27 she started yelling in french.
01:10:30I didn't even know she spoke french.
01:10:32I don't know what's gotten into her.
01:10:33Oh, nicky. this reaction is totally classic.
01:10:37" I'd be worried if she didn't act this way.
01:10:43Look. why don't I go talk to her ?
01:10:47You know, woman to woman.
01:10:48I-i think she's a little sensitive about you right now.
01:10:52That's why I need to do it.
01:10:55We've got to break the ice sometime.
01:10:57Wear your shirt like this.
01:11:00I like it when I can see a little chest hair.
01:11:18Knock, knock. can I join you ?
01:11:29Came as a bit of a shock, huh ? basically.
01:11:32You know, I remember what it was like to be 11.
01:11:36 it's a wonderful age.
01:11:39You're just starting to feel like a woman, ..
01:11:45What it's like to be in love.
01:11:47Me ? I don't think so.
01:11:49I don't even have my 12-year-old molars yet.
01:11:53Who got their molars very early in life, ..
01:11:59That takes a man and a woman-- I don't mean to be jerky when you're trying to be all mushy and everything, but I know what mystery my dad sees in you.
01:12:08You do ?
01:12:10You're young and beautiful and sexy.
01:12:12And, hey. the guy's only human.
01:12:14But, if you ask me, marriage is supposed ..
01:12:16Based on something more than just sex, right ?
01:12:20Your father underestimates you.
01:12:23But you won't, will you, meredith ?
01:12:26Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know.
01:12:29And for your 411, I adore your father.
01:12:33He's exactly the kind of man I always planned on marrying.
01:12:37This is the real deal, honey, and nothing you do is going to come between us.
01:12:42Hate to break it to you, angel, but you are no longer the only girl in nick parker's life.
01:12:46 if this is the real deal, ..
01:12:51Has nothing to do with you wanting to marry him, right ?
01:12:55Okay, puss. you listen, and you listen good.
01:12:58I am marrying your father in two weeks, whether you like it or not.
01:13:02So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore.
01:13:04 is that clear ?
01:13:17[ Laughter, Indistinct ][ Grandfather ]MARTIN, A refill, please.
01:13:21[ Mom ]YOU MUST HAVE GROWNTHREE INCHES, I Swear, IN SIX WEEKS. [ Laughs ] Lovely choice of wine, by the way, martin.
01:13:28Thank you, sir.
01:13:31[ Chuckles ]SHE MUST HAVE.
01:13:36[ Screams ] [ Crashes ] [ Grandfather Gasps ] DARLING, ARE YOU ALL Right ?
01:13:41I had one sip too many, I guess.
01:13:42You know, mother, I feel like I could use a bit of fresh air.
01:13:45W-would it be okay if I stepped outside for a moment ?
01:13:48 would you like me to go with you ?
01:13:50 just got a touch woozy, that's all.
01:13:55[ Moans ] Woozy, huh ?
01:14:15[ Breathing Heavily ] [ Exhales ] UM, YES, I'D LIKE TO PLACE A Collect call to america, please.
01:14:26[ Ringing ] HELLO.
01:14:29What's up ? hal, I'm desperate.
01:14:31 - what do you mean, getting married ?
01:14:34I mean black tie, white gown-- the whole enchilada.
01:14:38What ? the wedding's in two weeks.
01:14:40So, if there's any hope of getting mom and dad back together, we've got to do it fast, and I mean really fast.
01:14:45 so, mom and I are going out to the theater tonight.
01:14:49I'll-i'll drop the bomb on her first thing in the morning.
01:14:52Okay. thanks.
01:14:54- And, hallie, hurry ! - okay, I will.
01:14:57[ Bell Dinging ] Oh, excuse me, sir.
01:15:01UH-OH. UH-OH. [ Chuckles ] YES.
01:15:07In the park, eh, young lady ?
01:15:10OKAY. UM. [ Whispers ] NOW-- well, it's a long story.
01:15:18Well, it's a very big park, and we've got plenty of time, you know.
01:15:22Well, first of all-- [ Mom Speaking French ] [ Sighs ] [ French Continues ] Just do it, sweet pea.
01:15:52 I just have to finish ..
01:15:55And fedex it off to paris.
01:15:58And spend the rest of the day getting lost in harrod's, huh ?
01:16:01I can't, mother.
01:16:03Sorry. i-i have to go out of town today.
01:16:05Oh, you have to go out of town ?
01:16:08And where, may I ask, are you going ?
01:16:11- ANNIE. ANNIE. [ Laughs ] -[ Muffled ] That's where I have to go.
01:16:15 and where might annie be ?
01:16:20In napa with her father, nick parker.
01:16:28[ Gasps ] You're not annie ?
01:16:34That would be correct.
01:16:37You're halli?
01:16:42I am.
01:16:44Annie and I met at the camp, and-and we decided to switch places.
01:16:51I'm sorry, but I've never seen you, and-and I dreamt of meeting you my whole life.
01:16:57And annie felt the exact same way about dad, so-- so, we sorta just switched lives.
01:17:03I hope you're not mad, because I love you so much, and I just hope ..
01:17:08You could love me as me and not as annie.
01:17:13Oh, darling.
01:17:16I've loved you your whole life.
01:17:19[ Kissing Sound ] [ Martin Sobbing ] I've never been so happy in my entire life.
01:17:31[ Crying ] So, i-- I guess you have to switch us back now, huh ?
01:17:39[ Sniffs ] Well, technically, you belong to your dad, and annie belongs to me.
01:17:47His-and-hers kids.
01:17:49No offense, mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
01:17:53I agree, it totally sucks.
01:17:55Then, I say we fly to napa, see annie and ..
01:17:57And work this whole thing out.
01:18:01And I say you're right.
01:18:02 I'll take care of everything.
01:18:05You're not to worry. okay ?
01:18:11I'm sorry. I can't handle this.
01:18:14I mean, I haven't seen or heard from nick parker in over 11 years, and suddenly I'm flying halfway across the world to-- [ Inhales ] I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS.
01:18:22If the man didn't make me so nuts, I'd still be married to him.
01:18:25I mean, we came up with this arrangement so that we'd never have to see each other again.
01:18:30 have you ever seen me like this ?
01:18:33We-- i-- don't answer that.
01:18:35I mean, what if he doesn'trecognize me ?
01:18:39No, don't answer that,either.
01:18:41So, hallie saidhe was a-- a hunk ?
01:18:45He was rather dishy.
01:18:46He had a smile that made me go weak at the knees, if you can imagine that.
01:18:51Okay, I'm all set, mom. great. me too. almost.
01:18:54Mom, your-your suitcase is like totally empty.
01:18:58Oh, right.sorry.
01:19:00Um, did you speak to your father, dear ?
01:19:03 I just hung up with him, actually.
01:19:05He said he's really anxious to see you.
01:19:06Anxious-nervous, like he's totally, completely dreading it ?
01:19:10to it ? anxious-excited, definitely.
01:19:15 - he said he'll meet us tomorrow at ..
01:19:18At the stafford hotel in san francisco.
01:19:20 isn't it ?
01:19:22Well, um, why don't you run downstairs and-- ..
01:19:26- From your grandfather while I finish up here. - okay.
01:19:30Liar, liar. pants on fire.
01:19:33I have a really ridiculous, somewhat childish request to make.
01:19:38Martin, you know that you're more than a butler to me.
01:19:40You're more like a lovable brother who just happens to wait on us, and, anyway, I was wondering if-- I would accompany you on the trip ?
01:19:46 would you, martin ? thank you so much.
01:19:50I'd be so grateful and you don't even have to come as our butler.
01:19:53Just as a friend. madam, I'd be honored.
01:19:55And may I say as a friend, if I was seeing ..
01:19:59After 11 years and I had your legs, I'd wear this little baby.
01:20:08You'll kill in it !
01:20:16Bye, darling. wish me luck.
01:20:19Good luck.
01:20:24Bye, pop. bye, hal.
01:20:26So you're coming to napa for thanksgiving.
01:20:26Right ?
01:20:28I wouldn't miss it for the world.
01:20:31[ Car Engine Starting ] BYE.
01:20:34- Oh, and say hello to your father for me.
01:20:35- I will.
01:20:46[ Sighs ] Airport, please.
01:21:05Okay. they'll be here any minute.
01:21:08 he's everything you ..
01:21:11For your little girl, plus millions more.
01:21:13THEN YOU KNOW I'LL BE NICE. [ All Laughing ] OH ! OKAY. THERE HE IS... [ Sammy Barking ] with the whole motley crew.
01:21:26Hi, darling. hi.
01:21:29Hallie, chessy and sammy !
01:21:32What in the world are you doing here ?
01:21:34Honey, a dog at the stafford ?
01:21:36 oh, you're such a softy.
01:21:40- Oh ! - good doggy.
01:21:42So, meredith. these the folks ?
01:21:45Yes. mom, dad. you finally meet.
01:21:47This is my fiance and the love of my life, nicholas parker.
01:21:52Hello, nicholas.i'm so pleasedto meet you.
01:21:55I'm vicki.hi.
01:21:57And this is nick's adorable daughter, hallie.
01:21:59This entire prenuptial get together was her idea, I'll have you know.
01:22:05But wonderful things about you. hello, pet.
01:22:09You may call me aunt vicki.
01:22:24Other end, madam. oops !
01:22:31 wasn't it ?
01:22:33 I've never seen you quite so thirsty before, madam.
01:22:37Well, would you believe, martin darling, I've never tasted vodka before this trip.
01:22:42You could have fooled me, ma'am.
01:22:44[ Elizabeth ] COME ON. LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.
01:22:47I am in such major trouble here.
01:22:49If the hotel can do it, I think that room is perfect for the wedding.
01:22:55I don't like the idea of having the wedding at the house, IT'S JUST THAT THIS COULD BE AMAZING. [ Annie ] Sammy !
01:23:01 why don't we go upstairs, freshen up and then rendezvous for lunch ? great !
01:23:07Meet you in the bar in ten. okay ? oh !
01:23:11Sweetheart, now that we're here, why don't we go check out the honeymoon suite ?
01:23:16I bet it is to die for.
01:23:25Ooh. oops ! I forgot my bag.
01:23:28[ Chessy ] HEY, HANG ON. SAMMY !
01:23:31- [ Barking ] - SAMMY !
01:23:37 did you find a beige-- thank you.
01:23:43Oop ! mom !
01:23:44Darling, you didn't have to wait for me.
01:23:45I could have found the room by myself.
01:23:48Besides, I need to get a little fresh air.
01:23:51" were you wearing that the whole time we were on the plane ?
01:24:00- Mom, watch out ! - sorry.
01:24:03 she's never had more than one ..
01:24:07In her entire life, and she chooses today to show up totally zonked.
01:24:14" maybe that's why they make "do not disturb" signs.
01:24:22[ Elevator Bell Dings ] [ Giggling ] ALONE AT LAST.
01:24:40Hallie parker.
01:24:43 I'm already seeing double.
01:24:46It's me, mom, annie.
01:24:49Oh, darling.
01:24:52You look wonderful.
01:24:56Oh, my girls.
01:24:58I can't believe you're together.
01:25:01- BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ? - [ Clearing Throat ] I hate to interrupt but, ..
01:25:09This little powwow inside ?
01:25:12Hi. you probably don't remember me.
01:25:15Chessy !
01:25:18I knew I always liked her.
01:25:20One of you, I'm not sure which one at the moment, but one of you told me your father knew I was arriving here today.
01:25:27And I'm here to tell you the man I just saw ..
01:25:30Had absolutely no idea he and I were on the same planet, let alone in the same hotel.
01:25:35You saw dad already ? yes, I did.
01:25:38 the man went completely ashen like i ..
01:25:41The bloody ghost of christmas past.
01:25:43Can one of you get something cold for my head ?
01:25:46I mean, don't you think I pondered what it ..
01:25:49Your father after all these years ?
01:25:51 me waving like a mindless ..
01:25:54While nick parker's wrapped around another ..
01:25:57Is not exactly the scenario I had in mind.
01:25:59- NO, SIRREE. - ♪♪♪♪ [ Whistling ] [ Gasps ] MARTIN ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
01:26:04- Going for a dip, madam. do you mind ?
01:26:05- [ Giggles ] no, that's-- that's perfectly perfect. have fun.
01:26:12Someone ought to. hello.
01:26:15Hello. hello to you.
01:26:17 - how do you do ?
01:26:21I'm her butler.
01:26:23[ Speaking French ] Gee ! the pleasure is all mine, monsieur.
01:26:31Girls, you were going to tell me why you ..
01:26:34- And brought me here without telling your FATHER. -[ Chessy ] WERE THEY ?
01:26:37 uh, well,then I'm just ..
01:26:41 allow me to assist you.
01:26:44 does everyone hereknow something i don't know ?
01:26:50Mom. daddy'sgetting married.
01:26:56To cruella de vil. she's awful, mom.
01:26:58 - she's all wrong for him, mom.
01:27:02And the only way he won't marry her is if-- you tell her.
01:27:06She knows you better.
01:27:10Is if he sees you again. wait a minute !
01:27:14You're not trying to set me up with your father ?
01:27:16[ Hallie ]ACTUALLY, WE ARE.YOU'RE PERFECT For each other.
01:27:20Hold it. you two knew about this ?
01:27:23What ? oh, no.
01:27:25 no, no, no, no. I had no idea.
01:27:30 technically, yes. I had an inkling anyway.
01:27:34-Hallie told me the story. - it's their idea.
01:27:35It's so sweet.
01:27:37I'm an old romantic, you know. you know me.
01:27:38So am i.
01:27:43Loud and clear.
01:27:45Nick parker and I have absolutely nothing .. anymore.
01:27:50Plus, in case you haven't noticed, he seems extremely content with his leggy, tight-skirted, bare-backed fiancee.
01:27:56And I want the two of youto explain to your father thati am here for one purpose only.
01:28:02And that is to switch the two of you back.
01:28:05Now, let's do what we have to do and be done with it. understood ?
01:28:11 just running down to the lobby. hey, hal !
01:28:13 do me a favor, will you, while I'm gone.
01:28:15Will you just look after meredith for me ? mm-hmm.
01:28:18Huh ? thanks. hallie, hallie. yeah ?
01:28:20 like presentable and everything ?
01:28:23 young and fab.
01:28:28[ Elevator Bell Dings ] I thought you were going to keep meredith company.
01:28:40I was ? yeah.
01:28:41 I was just looking for her, actually.
01:28:46Great to see you, dad.
01:28:48It's great to see you too, squirt.
01:28:52Nice outfit. oh. thanks.
01:28:54Well, go on. get up there. come on.
01:28:57♪♪ Let's get together yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
01:28:59♪♪ WHY DON'T YOU AND I COMBINE ♪♪ [ Elevator Bell Dings ] ♪♪ Let's get together what do you say ♪♪♪♪
01:29:04 - you talkin' to me ?
01:29:06 yes, I am talking to you.
01:29:10Oh, meredith.
01:29:12 - well, hello ! where was he ?
01:29:16Uh, he went that-a-way. I think.
01:29:19[ Sighs ] [ Smacks Lips ] - oh, nothing, nothing.
01:29:29You're just really very pretty. that's all.
01:29:32 don't tell me you're gonna to break ..
01:29:35And suddenly be nice to me ?
01:29:37If you see your father, tell him he's late and I'm waiting.
01:29:44Whatever you say, cruella.
01:29:53 this will cure anything you've got.
01:29:57Just don't askwhat's in it. okay.
01:30:02Here's to-- here's to you.
01:30:06May your life be far less complicated than mine.
01:30:09Thank you.
01:30:14MARTINI, DRY, PLEASE. [ Burps ] i-- I think I just drank tar.
01:30:21Here's your martiniand your bill, ms. james.
01:30:26Thank you.
01:30:36- You're elizabeth james ? - guilty.
01:30:39 I just saw a wedding dress you designed invogueand fell completely in love with it.
01:30:46I faxed your office just yesterday and they ..
01:30:49And didn't know if you could make another.
01:30:51[ Gasps ] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S FATE.
01:30:52I'm meredith blake. how do you do ?
01:30:57[ Seagulls Squawking ] Sorry.
01:31:14Excuse me. excuse me.
01:31:17 we've been looking all over for you.
01:31:19Nicholas, I think this hotel is perfect for the wedding.
01:31:22The more I see of it, the more I like it.
01:31:23Me too.
01:31:31how many are we expectingfrom your side of the family ?
01:31:36Just a guestimate.
01:31:37 I'm-- I'm not sure at the moment.
01:31:42Excuse me.
01:31:45Pardon me. sorry.
01:31:49- Oh, boss, are you okay ? - yeah, I'm fine.
01:31:52- Uh, sir ? oh ! - dad, watch out !
01:31:54- OH ! - OH, CAREFUL ! - [ Nick Groans ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ] - [ Shutter Clicks ] [ Chuckles ] [ Groaning ] - Hello, liz. - hello, nick.
01:32:24 what do you know ?
01:32:27.. is there something going on here that I should know about, because I'm stunned to see you.
01:32:33But, uh, you don't seem as stunned to see me.
01:32:36I mean, I haven't seen or heard from you in what-- ten, eleven years ?
01:32:46- I can explain why she's here. - hallie.
01:32:46You know who this is ?
01:32:51Actually, yes.
01:32:53And actually, I'm not hallie.
01:32:56Actually, I am.
01:32:59Both of them ?
01:33:04Annie ? hallie ?
01:33:06I guess you and mom kind of think alike ..
01:33:10To the same camp and we met there.
01:33:12And the whole thing just sort of spilled out.
01:33:16They switched places on us, nick.
01:33:19You mean I've had annie with me all this time ?
01:33:22Well, I wanted to know what you were like, and hallie wanted to know mom.
01:33:27.. are you angry ?
01:33:29Oh, honey. of course not.
01:33:32I just can't believe it's you.
01:33:37Last time I saw you, you had diaper rash.
01:33:38Oh, squirt, you're all wet.
01:33:41[ Chuckling ] IT'S ALL RIGHT. LOOK AT YOU.
01:33:45Well, I'm grown up now and quite without a father.
01:33:49And I'm headed into my crazy,mixed-up teenage years, and I'll be the only girl I know without a mother to fight with.
01:33:57Hallie, you've been in london all this time ?
01:34:01Come here, squirt.
01:34:07 I don't know how you ever let her go.
01:34:11Girls, why-- why don't you let your father ..
01:34:15Talk alone for a couple of minutes, okay ?
01:34:17Sure. fine. take your time.
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01:40:16Hal, I've had enough surprises for one day.
01:40:18Will you please just tell me where we're going ?
01:40:21You're gonna love it, dad. trust me.
01:40:34SO, UH... [ Whispering ] DO YOU HAVE ANY Idea where they're taking us ?
01:40:40Not a clue. right.
01:41:01Where are we ?
01:41:07This is where we're eating ?
01:41:08No. actually, that's where we're eating.
01:41:15[ Annie ]IT'S OURS FOR THE NIGHT.
01:41:18[ Nick ] WOW ! SO, HOW EXACTLY ARE WE PAYING For this ?
01:41:23 right, annie.
01:41:27Okay. grandfather chipped in a bit.
01:41:30Annie. okay. he chipped in a lot.
01:41:33 pretty snazzy.
01:41:37Elizabeth and nick, your dinner awaits you.
01:41:59The table is only set for two.
01:42:01Oh, that's the other part of the surprise.
01:42:05- WE'RE NOT JOINING YOU. - [ Laughs ] YOU'RE Not ?
01:42:10No, but I am.
01:42:11I'm chessy, and I'll beyour server this evening.
01:42:14 and I'm martin your sommelier.
01:42:25For following the orders of these audacious 11-year-olds.
01:42:30Annie, mood music, please.
01:42:34[ Clicks ] ♪♪♪♪
01:42:36[ Clicks ]♪♪ I LOVE YOU ♪♪
01:42:40[ Annie ]JUST RELAX.
01:42:41♪♪ For sentimental reasons ♪♪ sail though time back to yesteryear.
01:42:47♪♪ I hope you do believe me ♪♪
01:42:51you do get all this, don't you ?
01:42:53♪♪ I'll give you my heart ♪♪
01:42:59they're recreating the night we met-- the boat, the music--♪♪ I love you ♪♪
01:43:03- the help. - it's so sweet.
01:43:07- Martin, I think I'll take that drink.
01:43:08-♪♪♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] Thank you, martin.
01:43:15- [ Martin Mutters ] - OH ! YEAH.
01:43:18-♪♪ AND SAY WE'LL NEVER PART ♪♪ - [ Nick ] To tell you the truth, I haven't been on a boat since theq.e. 2.
01:43:24Neither have i.
01:43:28 well, then, here's to, uh-- our daughters.
01:43:34OUR DAUGHTERS. [ Clinking ] -♪♪ DARLING, I'M NEVER LONELY ♪♪ - [ Both Gasp ] Now I know how a goldfish feels. ugh !
01:43:48You know, sometime if we're ever really alone, .. talk about...
01:43:54What happened between us.
01:43:56 it ended so fast.
01:44:01It started so fast.
01:44:04Well, that part I remember perfectly.
01:44:07[ Both Laughing ] -♪♪ I've given you my heart ♪♪♪♪ - it looks like things are heating up quite nicely.
01:44:13I'd say it's safe to serve the vichyssoise.
01:44:16You ladle, I'll serve.
01:44:22I'm sorry.
01:44:28.. uh, ladle.
01:44:32 and then I'll-- serve ? right.
01:44:39[ Elizabeth ] SO... YOU'VE DONE FANTASTICALLY ..
01:44:45Your dream of owning your own vineyard actually came true.
01:44:49 you were always ..
01:44:52On napkins and corners of newspapers.
01:44:54 yeah, it's great.
01:44:59We both actually got where we wanted to go.
01:45:02Yeah, we did.
01:45:06Anyway, what are we going to do about the girls ?
01:45:10Well, now that they met, we can't very well keep them apart.
01:45:12Well, I could keep them for half of the year, and then you could keep them.
01:45:16 they can't go to two different schools every year.
01:45:19- That's nuts. - I agree.
01:45:21Well, then, I could keep them both for a ..
01:45:24Liz. hmm. mm-mm.
01:45:25That's whywe came up with-- mm-hmm.
01:45:27- [ Clears Throat ] - OH, G-- SORRY. IGNORE Me. enjoy your soup.
01:45:32That's why we came up with the solution that we have.
01:45:39We decided never to see each other again.
01:45:42Not we, liz.
01:45:43Well, you know, that part's become a bit hazy to me, too, over the years.
01:45:47You don't remember the day you packed ?
01:45:48No, that day I remember perfectly.
01:45:54.. a hair dryer.
01:45:58- OH, RIGHT. [ Laughs ] SORRY. - [ Laughs ] you know, I may never be alone with you again.
01:46:09So, about that day that you packed-- why'd you do it ?
01:46:17And we both had tempers.
01:46:20We said stupid things and so I packed.
01:46:23Got onmy very first 747, .. you didn't come after me.
01:46:30I didn't know that you wanted me to.
01:46:36Well, it doesn't really matter anymore.
01:46:41For the girls and get the show on the road, huh ?
01:46:48Get the show on the road.
01:46:56 have a safe trip home.
01:46:59THANK YOU.[ Telephone Ringing ] I just rang up. she's on her way down.
01:47:09So, I'll send hallie back to you over christmas.
01:47:11And annie will spend easter with you. mm-hmm.
01:47:16[ Elevator Bell Dings ] Annie, what are you doing in those clothes ? we've got a plane to catch.
01:47:22 we thought it over, and we decided we're being totally gypped.
01:47:27and .. together.
01:47:33What camping trip ?
01:47:34The one we go on every summer before school starts.
01:47:37 go upstairs and put your clothes on.
01:47:39 - well, of course, I'm sure.
01:47:42But, it's kind of hard to be 100% positive, isn't it ?
01:47:46 you're gonna make your mother miss her airplane.
01:47:50- ANNIE ! - [ Both ] YES !
01:48:00This one's hallie. I'm positive.
01:48:02You know, I hope you're right, dad.
01:48:04Because you wouldn't want to send the wrong kid all the way back to england.
01:48:09Would you ?
01:48:17HERE'S OUR PROPOSITION. [ Clears Throat ] We go back to dad's house, pack our stuff, and the four of us leave on the camping trip.
01:48:26and when you bring us back, - we'll tell you who's annie and who's hallie.
01:48:29- Or you do as we say, and I take one of you back with me to london whether you like it or not.
01:48:43And what am I supposed to do for three days ? sit home and knit ?
01:48:46Honey, we have kind of a sticky situation.
01:48:49situation" ?what exactly-- hmm-hmm.
01:48:56Excuse me. what is she doing here ?
01:48:58 the four of us-- .. go together.
01:49:02this is ridic-- hello.
01:49:06[ Clears Throat ] EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ?
01:49:08Well, no. actually it isn't.
01:49:09I didn't realize that you were going on this little outing.
01:49:12And to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure that I'm okay with it. I agree.
01:49:16[ Elizabeth ]I THINK THE EX-WIFE IN THE NEXTSLEEPING Bag is a little weird.
01:49:20 I absolutely insist that you come with us. really.
01:49:25[ Chuckles ] LIZ-- I've messed up your entire weekend.
01:49:29It's the least I can do. really, please.
01:49:44Dad, what's meredith doing here ?
01:49:46Your mother invited her. what ?
01:49:50Be nice.
01:50:03 - what ?
01:50:08Liz, what are you doing ?
01:50:09Well, I really think that you and meredith need some time alone before the big day.
01:50:14Mom, come on ! that's not the plan.
01:50:16Ah, honestly, you'll have much more fun without me.
01:50:18 if you're not going, I certainly don't have to go.
01:50:22I mean, trust me, I'm not a big nature girl.
01:50:24But this is your chance to really get to know the girls.
01:50:26I mean after all, starting next week, they're-- they're half yours.
01:50:37Have fun all of you !
01:50:44Bye-bye !
01:50:45Oh, I would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.
01:50:52[ All Chattering, Indistinct ] [ Laughs, Squeals ] WHOA !
01:51:00Come on, you guys. whoa ! oh !
01:51:04[ Laughing ] [ Grunting ] Oh, I'm gonna kill my trainer.
01:51:21 I can't believe people actually do this for fun.
01:51:28Hold on. we're stopping.
01:51:34Three days justto get to the lake.
01:51:35 just chill, okay ?
01:51:40[ Meredith ] OOH.
01:51:45Ah, I'm in serious pain.
01:51:47Somebody hand me my evian. I can't move.
01:52:05[ Snickers ] HERE YOU GO, MER.
01:52:13[ Screaming ] Honey, you okay ? what happened ?
01:52:18This little guy was on her evian bottle.
01:52:22Oh, he won't hurt you, mer.
01:52:23Oh, right, right, right. right. I know.
01:52:26You, uh, go ahead.
01:52:31I'LL BE FINE. [ Screams ] I hate things that crawl.
01:52:36just put it down.
01:52:40Okay. okay. I'll put it down.
01:52:44-[ Nick ] GIRLS ? - WHAT ? - WHAT ?
01:52:47the two of you help meredith.all right ?
01:52:52Sure, you'll help me.
01:52:54Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
01:52:58Not a bad idea. yeah. see any cliffs ?
01:53:01- Aah, my backpack. - need a hand, mer ?
01:53:06 don't think I can't see right past those angelic faces.
01:53:14I will make your lives miserable from the " got it ?
01:53:23Got it, cruella.
01:53:26What did you call me ?
01:53:29[ Hallie ] NOTHING, NOTHING. NOT A THING, Cruella.
01:53:32Oh, by the way, mer, I think there's something ON YOUR HEAD. [ Laughing ] [ Screams ] - [ Coughing ] - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
01:53:56- AAH ! [ Whining ] - WHAT... HAPPENED ?
01:54:01[ Gasping ] ASK... THEM.
01:54:11 we were right behind you.
01:54:15[ Hallie, Annie Chattering, Indistinct ] this will hold us for a while.
01:54:22♪♪♪♪ [ Pop, Indistinct ] Sure you don't want some trout, mom ?
01:54:29Is that okay, by the way, if we start calling you mom ?
01:54:32I think your mother would prefer if you called me meredith.
01:54:35.. trout...
01:54:36For the thousandth time.
01:54:41I will wait until breakfast.
01:54:43- WHAT ARE WE HAVING ? - [ Together ] TROUT.
01:54:48 being eaten to death by mosquitoes ?
01:54:52God, you'd think they actually like this stuff.
01:54:55 let me see that.
01:55:01Well, you're gonnaattract every mosquitoin the state with this stuff.
01:55:06 where'd you get it ?
01:55:10 I am taking one large sleeping ..
01:55:14And going to bed.
01:55:16[ Clacking ] Meredith, what are you doing ?
01:55:25- I don't want the mountain lions to-- - [ Both Snickering ] There are no mountain lions up here, are there ?
01:55:41[ Sticks Banging ] [ Sighing ] [ Sighing ] Good night.
01:55:59Girls, I'm telling you. lay off.
01:56:02 I'm not marrying her because she's annie oakley.
01:56:06Who's annie oakley ?
01:56:08Just cool it.
01:56:11[ Animal Howling ][ Crickets Chirping ] [ Owl Hooting ] [ Whispering ] COME ON.
01:56:28Come on.
01:56:36[ Annie Snickering ] [ Snoring ] [ Hallie Snickering ] YOU TAKE THAT SIDE.
01:56:43[ Annie ] ALL RIGHT.
01:56:48.. snoring.
01:56:53[ Both Snickering, Grunting ] [ Gasps ] Nicky ?
01:57:04- [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] [ Soft Moaning ] [ Grunting ] [ Both Snickering ] SWEET DREAMS, MOMMIE DEAREST. [ Laughing ] [ Bird Chirping ] Mmm. that feels nice.
01:57:57[ Screaming ] [ Echoing ] NICKY !
01:58:08[ Screaming Continues ] Oh, man.
01:58:14Ooh !
01:58:22Ugh !
01:58:27Ugh ! ugh !
01:58:29 here's what's going on, buddy !
01:58:32The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to switzerland.
01:58:36 take your pick.
01:58:44- THEM. - [ Amazed Sigh ] Excuse me ? t-h-e-m, them.
01:58:52Get the picture ?
01:58:54[ Screaming ] [ Horn Honking ][ Sammy Barking ] Hello. you're back so soon.
01:59:13 well, I wouldn't go right to fun.
01:59:17 - we've been punished to the end of the century.
01:59:21- Starting now. go ! - where's meredith ?
01:59:25We played a couple of harmless tricks on her and she kind of freaked out a little.
01:59:32A little ? hmm.
01:59:35She threw this at my head.
01:59:39At least it's smaller than a hair dryer.
01:59:41 if I hadn't suggested she go-- or tricked ! tricked would be more like it.
01:59:48Like mother, like daughters.
01:59:51I-i really am sorry.
01:59:52We are too, dad. really. yeah.
01:59:55.. now.
02:00:04I gotta remember to thank them one day.
02:00:11So, where's chessy ? I'm starving.
02:00:14Well, she and martin went off on a picnic .. yesterday.
02:00:19[ Southern Accent ] REALLY ! WHO WOULD HAVE Thought-- my nanny, your butler !
02:00:23HMM. [ Laughing ] Well, what do you say, I whip us up something to eat ?
02:00:28 I can, uh, make pasta and pasta and, uh-- mmm, pasta sounds good. well, pasta it is.
02:00:44[ Annie ]OKAY, I'LL TAKE TWO.
02:00:46Hey, dad ! wow ! you look so nice !
02:00:51[ Hallie ]WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? GOOD NIGHT, Ladies.
02:00:57[ Sighs ] this is where I keep my private stash.
02:01:09Did you know I also collect wine ?
02:01:11Really ? mm-hmm. I'm a man of limited interest.
02:01:12Come here.
02:01:17.. is a 1921 burgundy.
02:01:21They say the rain that year made this the best burgundy ever harvested. oh.
02:01:27Now, you will appreciate this. come here.
02:01:42" that's incredible. I love that.
02:01:53Now, this is the same wine that was served at my parents' wedding.
02:01:57A bordeaux-- '52. aww.
02:01:59I think my sister was conceived on this baby.
02:02:04 "where dreams have no end-- " - that one actually took me years to track down.
02:02:14Why ? where's it from ?
02:02:18It's the wine that we drank at our wedding.
02:02:24I know. I have every bottle ever made.
02:02:27You do.
02:02:30I do.
02:02:35 you're the only one I'd drink it with.
02:02:42 I just got a little dust in my eye.
02:02:47Hmm ? I can offer you a clean sleeve.
02:02:49No, no. I'm fine really. all better.
02:02:54You don't always have to be so brave, you know.
02:02:58Oh, but I do actually.
02:03:05[ Vehicle Approaching ] [ Whispering ] THAT WILL BE CHESSY.
02:03:13She has a key.
02:03:23[ Door Opens, Closes ] [ Chessy ]HELLO. ANYBODY HOME ?
02:03:31We'll be right up.
02:03:59♪♪ Oh ♪♪
02:04:01♪♪ every time ♪♪
02:04:05♪♪ we say good-bye ♪♪
02:04:10♪♪ I die a little ♪♪
02:04:15♪♪ EVERY TIME ♪♪ [ Sighs ] ♪♪ We say good-bye ♪♪
02:04:23♪♪ I wonder why ♪♪
02:04:27♪♪ a little ♪♪
02:04:30♪♪ why the gods ♪♪
02:04:32♪♪ above me ♪♪
02:04:35♪♪ who must be in the know ♪♪
02:04:45♪♪ think so little of me ♪♪
02:04:48 you too.
02:04:54♪♪ They allow yoto go ♪♪
02:04:57♪♪ and when you're near ♪♪
02:05:04♪♪ there sits an air ♪♪
02:05:07I love you. I love you too.
02:05:11♪♪ Of spring about it ♪♪
02:05:15♪♪ I can hear ♪♪
02:05:17♪♪ A LARK SOMEWHERE ♪♪ [ Thunder Rumbling ] ♪♪ begin to sing ♪♪
02:05:27♪♪ about it ♪♪
02:05:30♪♪ there's no love ♪♪
02:05:32♪♪ so finer ♪♪
02:05:35♪♪ but how strange the change ♪♪
02:05:39♪♪ from major to minor ♪♪
02:05:45♪♪ every time ♪♪
02:05:49♪♪ we say good-bye ♪♪♪♪
02:05:58[ Sighs ] Hello. we're home.
02:06:11Grandfather ? I'll check the study.
02:06:22Hey, stranger.
02:06:26Hey, mom, did you know theconcordgets you here in half the time ?
02:06:31Yes, i-i've heard that.
02:06:36Huh ! what are you doing here ?
02:06:38It took us around 30 secondsafter you guys ..
02:06:42For us to realize we didn't want to lose you two again.
02:06:45We ?
02:06:53[ Gasps ] I made the mistake of not coming after you once, lizzy.
02:06:57I'm not going to do that againno matter how brave you are.
02:07:01And I suppose you just expect me to go weak ..
02:07:08And say we'll just figurethis whole thing ..
02:07:13With our daughters being raised here an-and ..
02:07:17.. picking upwhere we left off, and-- and growing old together and-- AND-- [ Sighs ] Come on, nick. what do you expect ?
02:07:36To all the above.
02:07:37Except you don't have to cry hysterically.
02:07:42Oh, yes, I do.
02:08:19[ Sighs ] WE ACTUALLY DID IT. [ Squeals ] ♪♪ This will be an everlasting love ♪♪
02:08:28♪♪ this will be the one I've waited for ♪♪
02:08:32♪♪ this will be the first time ♪♪
02:08:35♪♪ anyone has loved me ♪♪
02:08:39♪♪ I'm so glad you found me in time ♪♪
02:08:42♪♪ and I'm so glad that you rectified my mind ♪♪
02:08:46♪♪ this will be an everlasting love ♪♪
02:08:50♪♪ for me yeah, whoa-oa ♪♪
02:08:54♪♪ loving you is some kind of wonderful ♪♪
02:08:58♪♪ because you've shown me just how much you care ♪♪
02:09:02♪♪ you've given me the thrill of a lifetime ♪♪
02:09:05♪♪ and made me believe you've got more thrills to spare, oh ♪♪
02:09:10♪♪ this will be an everlasting love ♪♪
02:09:15♪♪ oh, yes, it will now ♪♪
02:09:21♪♪ you've brought a lot of sunshine into my life ♪♪
02:09:25♪♪ you've filled me with happiness I never knew ♪♪
02:09:29♪♪ you gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of ♪♪
02:09:32♪♪ and no one, no one can take the place of you ♪♪
02:09:37♪♪ this will be you and me ♪♪
02:09:40♪♪ yes, sirree, eternally ♪♪
02:09:43♪♪ hugging and squeezing and kissing and pleasing ♪♪
02:09:45♪♪ together forever through rain and whatever ♪♪
02:09:48♪♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you and me ♪♪
02:09:51♪♪ so long as I'm living true love I'll be giving ♪♪
02:09:53♪♪ to you I'll be serving 'cause you're so deserving ♪♪
02:09:56♪♪ hey, you're so deserving ♪♪
02:09:58♪♪ from now on from now on, yeah ♪♪
02:10:02♪♪ from now on from now on ♪♪
02:10:06♪♪ from now on ♪♪♪♪
02:19:51[music playing] [horn honks] if I'm lyin', I'm cryin'.
02:19:59Crowd: Ole!
02:20:04Hey, look, bulldozers.
02:20:06 them's just like the ones I used to fight.
02:20:10 I was a famous bulldozer fighter in spain.
02:20:15.. el materdor.
02:20:19[Crowd cheering] señor materdor! señor materdor!
02:20:30[Gasping and giggling] [snorts] [roars] ole.
02:20:43Crowd: Ole!
02:20:51Crowd: Ole!
02:20:59[Roars] Crowd: Ole!
02:21:07Ay ay ay! ay ay ay!
02:21:13[Bell tolling] [baby crying] ..
02:21:23[Both sobbing] Car: He's alive!
02:21:30[Crowd cheers] el materdor! el materdor!
02:21:33[Grunts] [growls] [snorts] [growls] [growling] [snorting] [gasps] Crowd: Ole!
02:22:10Crowd: Ole!
02:22:13Both: Ole! bravo, señor mater!
02:22:17Heh heh heh.
02:22:20[Crowd gasps] Mater: There I was, surrounded.
02:22:24Bulldozers all around me.
02:22:27What did you do?
02:22:27What did i-- well, don't you remember?
02:22:30You was there, too. what?
02:22:32[Roaring] they sure liked that fancy red paint job of yours.
02:22:36Oh! aaah!
02:22:38Crowd: Ole!
02:22:41Ole! ole!
02:22:43Mater, that did not happen.
02:22:44[WHISPERING] Well, try telling that to them there bulldozers.
02:22:48Oh! aaah!
02:22:50[Bulldozers roaring] señor mater! señor mater!
02:23:00[Bulldozers roaring] [McQUEEN SCREAMING] Who wants the last achy-breaky, everybody-wakey, do a little shaky pancakey?
02:25:40You already had two, piggy.
02:25:40[sno Wow. I didn't know you could count that high.
02:25:45- Now give it.
02:25:45- I'm still a growing boy.
02:25:47Not since the fourth grade, you're not.
02:25:50- Hand it over.
02:25:50- All right.
02:25:52Your mom wanted kids.
02:25:52I wanted dogs.
02:25:56I still want dogs.
02:25:58Now, work it out.
02:25:59You're right. Jackson...
02:26:02I have a simple solution.
02:26:10Sixteen years and still making rookie mistakes.
02:26:16Dad? How about I make you a little deal?
02:26:18We move, don't say where and I'll get you any dog you want.
02:26:22Darling, you say that now, but when he goes to college, I guarantee you're gonna miss him.
02:26:29And Jackson says you're not funny.
02:26:31You know, your Uncle Earl and I, we used to fight all the time.
02:26:35When he went to college, those were the four saddest days of my life.
02:26:39Dad, I can honestly tell you I am not gonna miss that pancake-poaching, syrup-stealing mud-crunkey.
02:26:45Honey, I know your brother has got a lot of faults.
02:26:48One of them being that he don't think I'm funny.
02:26:50Let's face it. My Scooby-Doo is way better than his.
02:26:54[imitating Scooby-Doo] Rut ro, Riley.
02:26:56Zoinks, that's hilarious.
02:26:58Anyway, the point is, you guys are brother and sister.
02:27:02For me, please, just try and work it out.
02:27:06OK, fine.
02:27:08I'll try just for you.
02:27:12Let go of my tights.
02:27:13Not until you apologize for ruining my razor on those sandpaper legs.
02:27:19Or did you use it to mow your girl-stache?
02:27:22At least I can grow a stache.
02:27:24Now let go, you're ruining them.
02:27:27Can't a man bleach his teeth in peace around here?
02:27:32He started it.
02:27:33[tights tearing] Oopsie.
02:27:42Son, you OK?
02:27:44Ow, my head.
02:27:45Your head? My tights!
02:27:49Who are you guys?
02:27:50- Very funny, Jackson.
02:27:51- Who's Jackson?
02:27:55Oh, Sweet Pete, I think he's serious.
02:27:58Who's Sweet Pete?
02:28:00Oh my gosh, I don't know anything.
02:28:02OK, let's not panic.
02:28:04It's not like he knew that much before.
02:28:11Here we go, everybody!
02:28:14♪ Come on ♪
02:28:16♪ You get the limo out front ♪
02:28:18♪ Oooh ♪
02:28:19♪ Hot styles Every shoe, every color ♪
02:28:23♪ Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun ♪
02:28:26♪ It's really you but no one ever discovers ♪
02:28:31♪ Who would have thought that a girl like me ♪
02:28:35♪ Would double as a super star ♪
02:28:41♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪
02:28:45♪ Chill it out Take it slow ♪
02:28:47♪ Then you rock out the show ♪
02:28:49♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪
02:28:52♪ Mix it all together and you know ♪
02:28:55♪ That it's the best of both worlds ♪♪
02:29:02They've been gone two hours.
02:29:03What's taking them so long?
02:29:06I know what it is.
02:29:07The doctors have never seen a brain as small as Jackson's.
02:29:09They probably want to do some experiments on it.
02:29:12Put it in a jar or something.
02:29:15Lilly, this is serious.
02:29:16And besides, it wouldn't be a jar. It would be more like a little thimble.